Zombies, what is your human plan!

[Kasper Gundersen]

"BWRAAAIINNSSS!!!"

 

[Cazza]

I would hide in a small room and wait. Until some poor sucker comes in think they are safe. NOM NOM NOM BRAINS! Repeat.

 

[Smooth Operator]

Let's say I was one of those zombies from I Am Legend
- wait till night fall
- find a shinny house
- creep my way down into the cellar and munch on the fusebox
- then lunch is served!

 

[Mr Pantomime]

Go on the most popular zombie survival threads on the internet and reverse engineer them to find a way around them.

 

[Kinguendo]

Hello there my name is Dr. Zombie, speciality... Blood Transfusions! >

 

[Ctrl Awesome]

apply for a job in a zombie film then actually eat the actors

 

[Mr S]

Rally my brothers at the graveyard, then shuffle towards the city and eat peoples brains. Also, make sure you get the gun shops first, so there'll be no shotguns. It's our only weakness!!!

 

[Ctrl Awesome]

Or marvel zombie it they wont see that coming zombies with superpowers we win

 

[Anima the Aeon]

Befriend them, you know, get on there good side, I'm sure that humans and zombies could coexist.

And when they least expect it, we'd attack them for their delicious brains!

 

[NIL8]

Sounds like someone has been playing Stubbs the Zombie

Wait.. im not the only person on the planet to have played that, right?

no, you are not the only one, I have played it and filled my screen with the delicious AAAAAAAHHHHH!'s and (my personal favorite while their brains are being tuned into parfait) "what is he doing... OH MY GOD HE'S EATING ME ALIVE!"

 

[BonsaiK]

I'd hack into the Internet and disable it so those pesky humans couldn't look up their "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" threads. Without that valuable resource, they'd be screwed.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Simple- Wear a lot of make ups and deodorant so I can be one of them and eat them from the inside.
Also- Get hold a lot of snow explorer gears and go to the North and South Pole for those survivors who think hiding those places will be safe due to us being cold blooded.

 

[Mace Tulio]

I would pretend to be human, covering my decaying flesh with long clothing and large amounts of cologne. I would gain the trust of the humans and 'kill' several of my zombie comrades in order to cement this trust. Then, when the group trusts me as one of their own, I will offer to cook the meal, heavily drugging it. When the group has passed out, I will proceed to consume them one by one.

What? Who said zombies can't be intelligent?

 

[Find.Me.Seashells.]

Please excuse my good English as I hired a translator for I have a lower brain function than some zombies and can't type properly anymore...

I will hide in my office, waiting for the looters to turn up - searching for supplies no doubt - and single out the one whi decides to search the warehouse. Then I will pounce and feast on yummy brains!
Rinse and repeat!

*Eats translator*

 

[SC1198]

Rocky montage to become a tank

 

[Hookman]

Wear a frigging helmet! They cant destroy your brain if its covered!

 

[Xaryn Mar]

I would definitely avoid gardens. They are devastating to us.