Epstein Prison Guards admit to falsifying testimony on night of his death

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Seriously don’t know why they haven’t pulled this stunt on Chauvin yet. It’d save them so much effort.
 
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Seriously don’t know why they haven’t pulled this stunt on Chauvin yet. It’d save them so much effort.
who could they get to do it that doesn't feel fraternity with Chauvin, though?
 

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Even if Jeffrey Epstein did kill himself, Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.
 
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On one hand I'm happy about a child diddler being dead, because the only good child diddler is a dead one, but on the other hand I'm sad because maybe his prosecution could have lead to more child diddlers getting outed.
The missus told me he was dead and I was dismayed and she was shocked. I explained to her: it isn't about Epstein. It is about who had him killed. Now that he is dead, he had information that will never see the light of day.
 
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I am shocked! Shocked! A sex-trafficker with creditable connections to 40 years worth of political leaders, celebrities and Royal families with records to prove who was where and did what in which hole dies under mysterious circumstances, and the guards were lying about it?! SHOCKED! To my core!
Next you're gonna tell me K-Pop bands are part of South Korean prostitutions rings and their world tours are covers for their activities. Or worse, Hollywood celebs don't actually have liberal ideals, that's just part of their PR and marketing strategy to distract people from their offshore bank accounts. I mean fuck, was States Rights and Stand your ground laws just about killing black people this whole time?!
 

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It's almost a mortal fuckin' guarantee that Ghislaine Maxwell had him killed.
My go-to was Prince Andrew. Royalty as a whole, and the British family specifically, are losing favor and are on the way out. So it getting out at least one member of the family is a serial pedophile would be a huge nail in that coffin. And I suspect Andrew isn't the only member of the Royal family with a penchant for buggering kids.
 
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My go-to was Prince Andrew. Royalty as a whole, and the British family specifically, are losing favor and are on the way out. So it getting out at least one member of the family is a serial pedophile would be a huge nail in that coffin. And I suspect Andrew isn't the only member of the Royal family with a penchant for buggering kids.
Why not Bill Gates?
 

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Why not Bill Gates?
I mean why bother? Bill Gates is so rich laws simply don't apply to him. He has like buy an entire country levels of money. He has nothing to fear from Epstein. Even recordings of Bill raping children won't get him in trouble, he's simply too wealthy.
The British royal family however have a lot to lose if it comes out they're party of an international sex trafficking ring.
 
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It's almost a mortal fuckin' guarantee that Ghislaine Maxwell had him killed.
I could see her murdering him herself but this was a hit job. Sounds more like something the Royals would do. Clintons maybe? Bill Gates doesn't have that kind of reputation.
 

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I could see her murdering him herself but this was a hit job. Sounds more like something the Royals would do. Clintons maybe? Bill Gates doesn't have that kind of reputation.
A certain someone is missing on your list. A certain someone who was buddies with Epstein and was the most powerful man in the world when Epstein died.

Seems more likely then a symbolical monarchy or a completely broken politician.
 

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A certain someone is missing on your list. A certain someone who was buddies with Epstein and was the most powerful man in the world when Epstein died.

Seems more likely then a symbolical monarchy or a completely broken politician.
Trump?
Yeah. Him, the Clintons, the British royal family, and countless other people had rather compelling reasons to want Epstein to die.
This could actually be the setup to a sketch: all these groups pay to have Jeff whacked but the ones who got beaten to the punch are trying to get a refund.
 

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Yeah. Him, the Clintons, the British royal family, and countless other people had rather compelling reasons to want Epstein to die.
This could actually be the setup to a sketch: all these groups pay to have Jeff whacked but the ones who got beaten to the punch are trying to get a refund.
Or, just because it amuses me greatly, it turns out they all unknowingly and independently paid the same guy to do it and the assassin just became wealthy enough to buy his own Caribbean island and retire.
 
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A certain someone is missing on your list. A certain someone who was buddies with Epstein and was the most powerful man in the world when Epstein died.

Seems more likely then a symbolical monarchy or a completely broken politician.
Trump was the one person in this list that handled Epstein like plutonium once he realized the guy had issues. I have read of others, such as an intelligence officer who was introduced to it all and thought to himself it was the clumsiest, most obvious honey trap he'd ever seen. People like him bowed out and away from Epstein as fast as they could.
 
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Trump?
Yeah. Him, the Clintons, the British royal family, and countless other people had rather compelling reasons to want Epstein to die.
This could actually be the setup to a sketch: all these groups pay to have Jeff whacked but the ones who got beaten to the punch are trying to get a refund.
And as they are trying to get the refund, they unwittingly provide evidence to the police of everyone hiring the same hitman
 

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Trump was the one person in this list that handled Epstein like plutonium once he realized the guy had issues. I have read of others, such as an intelligence officer who was introduced to it all and thought to himself it was the clumsiest, most obvious honey trap he'd ever seen. People like him bowed out and away from Epstein as fast as they could.
Do you think people like Gates and Bill Clinton didn't distances themselves from Epstein after 2006? Steve Pinker or Naomi Campbell?