Well, then he'd also be fixing the game.Also known as the Bethesda Game Studios Experience.
Don't you want a genre throwback to the early 2000s? They're doing us a favor.
Oh yeah, blaring nu metal from your phone as your walking away music. So cool!
Strangers of Paradise is going to be such an edgy shitshow.
Chris Pratt might not get gamer butts into seats, but he might bring in the non-gamer who doesn't give a crap about Mario, but who would enjoy a shirtless scene, as their hand slides down to their nethers from the sheer glory of his luscious Pratt Pecs.
I mean, now I wish there was a way to kill him a second time.