GTA Trilogy is messy

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Haven’t bought anything from them since GTA V back two gens ago. I always found their games waaaay overrated. They have been striving for realism lately and I honestly don’t find it appealing.
I do miss the over the top satire that GTA used to have. I was actually looking forward to these remasters because I don't think I played them since High School. It'd be cool to replay them on modern systems. But.....I guess not.
 

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Surely there isn't anyone actually doing any work at teh studio right?
The heads at Rockstar/2K are too busy putting everyone on the Red Dead 2 and GTA Online assembly line to care about doing things properly. This and especially the abusing of their employees is why I have not touched their games since 2013.
 

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Honestly at this point why bother giving them a graphical overhaul? Just do what the Master Chief Collection or Super Mario All-Stars did and just port the games and charge like 40 bucks(Super Mario All-Stars was a good collection just overpriced at 60) in total and people would buy. why put so much effort to make something worse?
 
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Haven’t bought anything from them since GTA V back two gens ago. I always found their games waaaay overrated. They have been striving for realism lately and I honestly don’t find it appealing.
When I was a fan, even I knew that was true. Saints Row 2 pretty much showed how shallow GTA was/had gotten by the time IV released.
 
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Honestly at this point why bother giving them a graphical overhaul? Just do what the Master Chief Collection or Super Mario All-Stars did and just port the games and charge like 40 bucks(Super Mario All-Stars was a good collection just overpriced at 60) in total and people would buy. why put so much effort to make something worse?
Because the company is run by dangerous, rich, dickheads that all want to live the "ROCK STAR LIFE STYLE!".
 

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The heads at Rockstar/2K are too busy putting everyone on the Red Dead 2 and GTA Online assembly line to care about doing things properly. This and especially the abusing of their employees is why I have not touched their games since 2013.
Those two games are pure examples of sacrificing good and fun gameplay for the sake of realism. Even a standard Ubisoft game is much more fun then whatever rockstar puts out these days.
 
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Holy shit, Rockstar must be a studio where everyone comes to work and immediately does a line of cocaine. Surely there isn't anyone actually doing any work at teh studio right?
Don’t know if the video mentioned it at all but this project was outsourced to an outfit called Grove Street Games, for some reason. Guessing it has something to do with GTA6 but of course they’re not going to like, say anything. Anyways, Take 2 ultimately really dropped the ball here and needs to be taken to task for it.

 
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Holy shit, Rockstar must be a studio where everyone comes to work and immediately does a line of cocaine. Surely there isn't anyone actually doing any work at teh studio right?
Occasionally they sell SHARK cards for GTA Online so they can buy another bucket of coke.

To the best of my knowledge, even Ubisoft hasn't put an actual casino in an online game with real-money microtransactions.
Ubisoft Rep(Reading the Escapist): WRITE THAT DOWN!
 
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Big oofs


At the time of writing, the trilogy has 2000+ user reviews on the aggregate site. Of the 2054 reviews recorded by PC users on Metacritic, the combined score is a miserable 0.5. It peaks at 1.0 for PS5 players, but otherwise, most other platforms boast a similarly low score.
Major, big, uber oofs!