I didn't know I needed this image in my life, but here I am now.
There's an American Eurovision?Oh, what could have been
If the veins on your dick - or indeed anywhere - look like the pouring pattern of a Snickers’ bar than you should see a doctor. Toot suite.
I am sorely tempted to set this to Samuel L. Jackson reading "Go the Fuck to Sleep".Dude makes asmr so relaxing it sends you to other realities where alt versions of him also happen to be beating the crap out of you.