Out of Context Quotes

[Fallen Soldier]

Smasher is an idiot!

 

[BrawlMan]

"What about you eating dinner in the devil's kitchen?"

 

[Mister Mumbler]

"But where is the ambiguity? It's over there, in a box."

 

[Fallen Soldier]

C16 is an absolute idiot!

 

[CM156]

"If you send me one more twerking Among Us gif, I won't be responsible for what I do next."

 

[Mister Mumbler]

"That fence was not climbed, just...ambitiously fondled."

 

[Gordon_4]

"Jesus up there on a cloud texting me 'Come to the pub ya soft coooock!'"

 

[Xprimentyl]

"My dog was a Rottweiler. And we named him Chaos. Chaos was a '90s dog. He had a chain around his neck. He smoked cigarettes. His tail was cut off, and we didn't even cut that shit off; he pulled that shit off hisself."

 

[Mister Mumbler]

"What the fuck happened to your car? The side is covered in diarrhea."

 

[CM156]

"This is the most awkward conversation we've ever had. And I include the time you were talking to me while holding my testicles."
And, 100% unrelated:
"Push it and stretch it. That's my motto."

 

[Xprimentyl]

"This is the most awkward conversation we've ever had. And I include the time you were talking to me while holding my testicles."
And, 100% unrelated:
"Push it and stretch it. That's my motto."

I refuse to believe those aren't related.

 

[CM156]

I refuse to believe those aren't related.

Same day and within two hours of one another but entirely unrelated.

 

[Meximagician]

"I'd rather be too pithy than wordy. You're never too pithy for long."

 

[Xprimentyl]

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

 

[Xprimentyl]

Same day and within two hours of one another but entirely unrelated.

I'd say I wanna run in your circles, but it sounds... a bit eventful for my tastes.

 

[CM156]

I'd say I wanna run in your circles, but it sounds... a bit eventful for my tastes.

One was at my job and the other at a medical appointment.
I'll let you guess which was which.

 

[Xprimentyl]

"In the beginning, it says God created heaven AND earth, and it was good. And at the end of Revelations, it says "the end;" you understand what I'm saying?"

 

[Xprimentyl]

"Stab a rabbi with a pork chop bone." There is no context that makes that okay.

 

[Jarrito3002]

"I knew I find you...hiding deep in the devils ass"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I was wondering why you guys were banging on the cum door."