- Some guy stabs some other guy
- Second guy asks to join the riflemen, who manage to not get stabbed all the time
- First guy sees this as a threat and thus stabs him again.
- "I am the true victim here", he says, even as he's mid-stab and the riflemen haven't shot him anyway
Oh, how to fix this?
- Some guy puts down knife while 16 riflemen point their weapons at him. A crowd is watching.
- The riflemen lower their weapons. "We're all friends now."
- The guy continues to not pick up the knife he dropped, but asks the riflemen to keep their distance.
- Some years pass, then the 16 riflemen start talking about handing some more rifles out to the crowd.
- They do. Now it's 19 riflemen.
- The guy who dropped the knife is angry. "What the hell are you doing that for?"
- The riflemen hand out some more rifles to some people who are standing closer.
- The guy who dropped the knife says, "seriously, why are you doing that? Could we talk about this?"
- The riflemen hand three more rifles to men standing next to the guy who dropped the knife. They also raise their weapons: all the riflemen are pointing their loaded rifles at the guy who dropped the knife.
- The guy who dropped the knife asks if he can have a rifle too; he'll shoot whoever the riflemen shoot.
- The riflemen tell him no.
- The man, obviously done with this shit, picks up the knife again. "Could you at least stop handing out rifles to point at me?"
- The riflemen reiterate that if he stabs anyone who has a rifle, they'll all shoot!
- The riflemen then start unpacking another rifle, asking two more guys standing near the guy who dropped the knife if they'd like rifles too.
- The guy who dropped the knife stabs one of the guys they were talking to
- The riflemen frown. There are thirty of them now.
- The second guy who they were offering a rifle to asks to join the riflemen for some reason in this surreal horror, though he seemed conflicted about it not too long ago.
- First guy sees this as a threat and thus stabs the second guy. "STOP HANDING OUT RIFLES! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!"
- The riflemen unpack another rifle. A few of them say they want to give it to the guy who was just stabbed, but they don't reach a consensus. The guy who was stabbed isn't very important to them.
- Some years pass. The guy who was stabbed has been poking the guy with a knife. He's also been asking for a rifle the entire time.
- The guy with a knife stabs him again.
- "This is precisely what we didn't want to happen," say the riflemen. "We need to hand out more rifles!"