Like I'm learning German, I strength train 3-4 times a week and have wrestling one day a week for now and work a full time job. I just ran my first on person D&D campaign in a year. I also wank. Like there's time for all of it unless you have weirdly long wanks.
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Just make sure you don't get confused about which you're doing and when. No wrestling at work.
That sound you hear is my brain cannibalizing itself in a desperate attempt at self-preservation.
Yes, but are you earning a million dollars/pounds/euros a year?
No?
Well then, think again about what that wank time is costing you.
If only it was about time. if only!
No, "time" is a rookie and logical assumption. What it's really about is the "man energy" in your balls, so the more you wank, the less "man energy" you have for other tasks, especially that of finding and harassing desired sexual partners in real life.
By "holding it all in" you become super alpha sigma male capable of succeeding in any and all tasks you desire, because the ball energy goes to the brain or some shit. It's just kinda coincidental that the tasks these guys seem most interested in is talking about their balls and semen all the damn time, like a poorly disguised coping mechanism for horniness.
Why can't woke world have two entirely conflicting positions on stuff existing at the same time when this week Vaush who is considered part of woke world put out an essay on why it's good / necessary to be misogynistic towards certain women when the woke world position is that being misogynistic is bad?
It's part of the inherent issue with woke world as a whole that I'm sure I'm not the only one to have that Woke world is so often hypocritical and the rules change and flip to be whatever is required to seemingly win. Big corporation are the enemy unless they're also on brand and message in which case anyone against the big corporation is the enemy.
Prove what wrong though because clearly it's an incorrect position to begin with such that anyone with a half working brain (like me) can tell you different nations and even groups within them will have different cultures to them so the idea of "White Culture" being a singular thing is laughable.
Not a saying there's anything to this just a weird anecdote.
I did notice at Uni when I was wanking far less (Maybe 1 per week or less) that I did have more offers from women (and as an ugly SOB trust me I very much noticed this)
Science has proven* that ejaculation into anything other than a biologically female orifice releases negative hormones that suppress muscle growth, confidence, attractiveness to women, and job success.
* lol
From the I'm-Suing-Because-You-Won't-Let-Me-Be-An-Asshole department...
www.cnn.com
A Kansas teacher is suing school officials for requiring her to address students by their preferred names, saying the policy violates her religious freedom | CNN
A Kansas teacher is suing her school district superintendent, board members and principal after being suspended for not using a student's preferred name.
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For a religion based on martyrdom they sure do whine when they don't get their way.From the I'm-Suing-Because-You-Won't-Let-Me-Be-An-Asshole department...
A Kansas teacher is suing school officials for requiring her to address students by their preferred names, saying the policy violates her religious freedom | CNN
A Kansas teacher is suing her school district superintendent, board members and principal after being suspended for not using a student's preferred name.
I'd've thought a religion where a key component of its most common and important ritual involves bread and wine turning into flesh and blood would be a little more open to a mutable human body. (Amongst many other theological oddities)
IIRC, the pederasty was more of an Athenian thing, but I could be wrong on this.
I think there is some precedence for that belief in some religions.
With the Spartans it was commonly accepted that an older male would mentor the boys during the Agoge - the period of training between (I want to say) ages 12 and 17. Now the exact content of this mentoring isn’t exactly documented but I think that’s where they got their reputation for buggery from.
Just a note: I think that the take is the spirit flows through the bread and wine making it holy so I don't know if it being actually classed as flesh and blood is a thing. Even though thats what they say
But this might be a denominational thing - i.e. I know the main bone of contention between the denominations is what actually happens during the Eucharist/Communion
But I will also point out that we are now involving ghosts, so I'd say your point still stands
Okay, so Elon Musk's ex-wife Grimes is shacking up with war-crimes whistle-blower Chelsea Manning and Musk is not taking it well. Also, the world simulation has apparently been hijacked by writers the CW fired for being too blunt
Christ on a bike, Elon, can’t you just get drunk and yell at the cats like the rest of us?
Step 1) Don't assume people's gender identity
Step 2) ????????
Step 3) Dehumanize non-verbal disabled people, I guess?
I'm not getting the leap in logic
What? I thought I just saw an article the other day that they just had their second child. I'd check online, but I wanna avoid a weeks worth of Musk content being advertised to me.