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"He said, 'Never wear suede shoes.' I asked why and he said, 'Because you'll be taking a piss in a men's room and there'll be a guy next to you, and all of a sudden the guy will recognize you and he'll turn and go, 'Michael Caine!' And he'll piss all over your shoes!' I never wore suede shoes again."
 
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No wait... No I think I would actually pay to see a theater perform some kind of Batman musical. Have Bruce and Penguin doing a duet about how money should be used, give Joker a big and showy number on chaos and killing, Two Faced gets a nice swanky jazz number.

Yes, give it to me. I want to see a Batman musical. (Specifically a theater performance)
*finger on monkey paw curls back*
 
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They'll make a movie out of any game, huh?

Speaking of which

 
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Waiting for this. Don’t ask me why but she was pretty much my first onscreen crush.



Also, hell yes -
 
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Oh god, I’m getting Lion King “live-action” flashbacks.
What the hell is up with those eyes?! Like, I know they're supposed to look painted on, but seeing as this is live-action and they have to actually move like eyes, why would you make them painted-on?
 

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What the hell is up with those eyes?! Like, I know they're supposed to look painted on, but seeing as this is live-action and they have to actually move like eyes, why would you make them painted-on?
And people complained Alita's eyes went in to uncanny valley. All the more ironic, because Disney bought Fox, can't get something right Cameron, Rodriguez, and their crews accomplished.
 

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Looks like Umbrella Academy is getting another, final season. Guess I'll actually watch season 3 now, I was holding back because I was sure the show was gonna be cancelled.
 
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In the news and apparently surprising nobody.

Strangely, the films apparently did well enough to get like 6 of them despite the fact they apparently became increasingly incomprehensible as they went on.
 

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In the news and apparently surprising nobody.

Strangely, the films apparently did well enough to get like 6 of them despite the fact they apparently became increasingly incomprehensible as they went on.
I have given up on Hollywood or Capcom making a good official live-action RE movie.
 
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I have given up on Hollywood or Capcom making a good official live-action RE movie.
I think part of the problem is the series is generally kinda cheesy and campy but in a way that works in a game setting and the RE movies kinda don't get that. Except for the really rare moments they do and honestly those are the few times I actually enjoyed the movies.

I get the feeling those moments are completely accidental rather then the production team doing any of it out of any self awareness. I've honestly never played the series but I feel I've gotten an appreciation for it from Noah Gervaises 7 and a half hour video on the entire series, and of course the culture osmosis from the past 20 or so years.

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Shut the fuck up Barry.
 
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