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Schadrach

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1. Are you still calling the interference "simply shitposting" because you cannot read the linked documents or because you will not read the documents? It helps to know whether you're being purposely ignorant to troll or if you just need it spelled out in smaller words.
I mean, you've got posting on social media and you've got access and reading (no sign of alteration) the voter rolls in a couple of states. Unless I'm missing something that's the extent of what they successfully did.

2. If you believe social media manipulation is not a part of the CIA/NSA/etc playbook, I've got a nice bridge in Russia to sell you (you can even see it from Sarah Palin's house).
Part of it sure, but if I told you that CIA was going to control a foreign election and do so without changing or manipulating a single vote but solely through social media and reading (but not altering) the voter rolls for some regions, I'd have trouble doing it with a straight face.
 

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Considering how often I've proven you wrong about things, I suppose I'll just be lost forever.
Literally never. Though to be fair, as I've said on many occasions, proof is an unreasonable standard, so that's hardly a mark against you.
 

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Why would you make this?!?!?!

As I said elsewhere, it's an inefficient design. The forehead? Pfffft, thickest part of the skull. A small charge at each temple would turn the user's head into an extremely temporary gore fountain. The same sized charge at the base of the skull would destroy the top of the spinal column and liquify some very important bits of grey matter if not just do a straight out decap (depends on the strength of the charge). A simple length of det-cord running the interior of the headset would do the job. Or, you know what, a shotgun shell would work just as well at that range.

Terrible, inefficient design as expected of a techbro wanker. It probably uses blockchain, too.
 

tstorm823

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Just mad you don't have people just believing everything you say like on the chans
I have never commented on a chan in my life. I don't do politics on social media. You gentleman have a special privilege here.
He does sound mad doesn't he. Humourously so tbh.
Not even a little.

But the two of you did a great job illustrating the valueless one liner.
 

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But the two of you did a great job illustrating the valueless one liner.
Yes, that was the point: a one liner to establish that I think you are a joke. I didn't realise I'd need to make a follow-up post to explain. Will have to do some shorter ones to keep the average down.
 
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tstorm823

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Yes, that was the point: a one liner to establish that I think you are a joke. I didn't realise I'd need to make a follow-up post to explain. Will have to do some shorter ones to keep the average down.
It's not that you had to explain, it's that you've actively chosen to validate my position. If you're willing to acknowledge your uselessness to affirm that you think I'm a joke, I don't think you're making a good trade.
 

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It's not that you had to explain, it's that you've actively chosen to validate my position. If you're willing to acknowledge your uselessness to affirm that you think I'm a joke, I don't think you're making a good trade.
Your position is that I think you're a joke? Wow, it's that rare common ground I've heard so much about. (As it goes, you said "the rest of you are utterly useless", meaning us one-liners weren't included in the useless bracket. I am, again, sorry to have to explain things.)
 

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Your position is that I think you're a joke? Wow, it's that rare common ground I've heard so much about. (As it goes, you said "the rest of you are utterly useless", meaning us one-liners weren't included in the useless bracket. I am, again, sorry to have to explain things.)
Read that post again.
 

Elijin

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Tstorm, explain to me the difference between the behaviour youre condemning and yours.

I say this knowing you will have some elaborate justification that you only behave this way because of the people you're interacting with. Which will be hilarious because you will say it without any self awareness.
 
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