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(Oltmann will forever be known to me as the guy who heavily pushed his faked account about infiltrating a phone call with "the leader of Antifa" who conveniently admitted to "voter fraud" and was still called out on his bullshit live on air by his senior conservative peers)

The election fraud conspiracies unleashed by former TV news star Kari Lake in her defeat for Arizona governor were both predictable and instantaneous.

Lake, a Republican with the backing of former President Donald Trump, has refused to concede. After a batch of ballots released Monday night by Maricopa County made it clear that her opponent Katie Hobbs had won, Lake simply tweeted: “Arizonans know BS when they see it.”

In the days since the election, Lake repeatedly told her supporters that she had won, laying the groundwork to challenge a potential Hobbs’ victory as illegitimate. Now, Lake’s supporters, including prominent “Stop the Steal” activists, say they’re prepared to do whatever it takes to ensure their preferred candidate assumes the role of Arizona governor—and are looking to dig their claws into anything they can use to claim “foul play.” And at least one group of right-wing activists are already demanding a “do-over” of Arizona’s entire midterm election.

“It’s time,” said Gregg Philips, a former Texas official turned election conspiracy activist, on Steve Bannon’s “War Room” podcast. “Now is the time to fight. We’re gonna fight [Katie Hobbs] to the bitter end. We will not allow her to certify a stolen election.”

On Telegram in particular, one conspiracy took over: screenshots from the live feed inside the Maricopa County Recorder’s Office that showed a pile of black duffle bags that extremists have said mean that election workers were up to no good. “Black bags are EVERYWHERE,” one Telegram user wrote.

Ben Bergquam from right-wing media channel Real America’s Voice seemed to allude to those photos on Bannon’s show Tuesday and asserted that Maricopa County poll workers should be forced to sign affidavits to attest to whether they saw people “mixing ballots, mixing boxes, putting them in bags.”

Trump also weighed in on Lake’s behalf Monday night, posting to his app TruthSocial to imply that the election had been stolen from her.

“Wow! They just took the election away from Kari Lake. It’s really bad out there!” Trump wrote. He also shared a meme featuring a picture of the former TV news star, with the text, “Kari Lake Won.”

Other prominent right-wing influencers have also weighed in. “I for one encourage @KariLake not to concede,” wrote ex-Newsmax host John Cardillo to his 300,000 Twitter followers. “Too many mathematically improbable and in some cases impossible irregularities.”


Maricopa County has been ground zero for election conspiracies since 2020 (despite audits and lawsuits failing to turn up any evidence of fraud). Philips’ conspiracy group, True the Vote, ginned up data that Dinesh D’Souza relied on in his debunked 2,000 Mules film to claim that Democrats were running a shady operation to stuff ballot drop boxes in areas that would have been key to Trump winning re-election, including in Maricopa County.

On the campaign trail, Lake and other MAGA candidates in Arizona, like Blake Masters (who lost his bid for Senate) and Mark Finchem (who lost the race for secretary of state), routinely fanned the flames of those conspiracies, talking about how the election was “stolen” from Trump and regularly referencing 2,000 Mules.

So when Election Day rolled around and 20 percent of vote tabulation machines in Maricopa County briefly had problems reading ballots due to printer issues, conspiracy theorists pounced and claimed the “steal” was already in motion. Lake went on right-wing media to claim, without proof, that the vast majority of the 60 polling places impacted were in “Republican parts of town.”

As Arizona’s voting process dragged on, Lake and her allies continued to claim that it was a conflict of interest that Hobbs, who previously served as secretary of state overseeing Arizona’s elections, didn’t recuse herself to run for governor. This is not unusual; incumbent secretaries of state run for re-election in the same systems they oversee all the time.)

Since Election Day, Lake has been telling her supporters that she’d won (despite never once taking the lead over Hobbs). “We won this election on Election night,” her campaign tweeted on Friday. “Everything after was narrative. They didn’t want @KariLake to have her victory speech.

Lake has also repeatedly tweeted that she was so confident in her victory that she was already assembling a team to facilitate her transition into the governorship. Lake’s campaign seems to be convinced that she can still win and is urging voters to “cure” their challenged ballots.

After news broke on Monday that Hobbs had won, some of Lake’s most vocal supporters seemed shaken and despondent. Finchem began spewing out a torrent of conspiracy theories and petty grievances on social media

“Less tweets more lawsuits,” Finchem tweeted in the middle of a lengthy tweetstorm that also included nuggets of wisdom like: “The results from the machines defy all math” and “Polls had me winning Maricopa. No way we lost Maricopa.”

He also called for a full audit of the vote in Arizona, an expansion of the bogus recount held in Maricopa last year.

“The people of Arizona deserve better than a steaming shit show of an "election" run by Richer & Gates,” Finchem tweeted. “We want a full review of every ballot envelope under a microscope. You have revealed yourselves for the frauds you are.”

And State Sen. Wendy Rogersventured the possibility that they’d miscalculated Lake’s chances. “We wonder now if we were in an echo chamber,” Rogers said on conservative activist Charlie Kirk’s show.



But others are already looking to take matters into their own hands. At least one group of far-right influencers has already drawn up a more concrete plan to correct what they see as a stolen election in Arizona.


Joe Oltmann, a conservative podcaster from Colorado and major pusher of 2020 election conspiracies, announced a plan on his podcast on Monday night to“shut down” Arizona while demanding a complete redo of the election.

“We are putting everybody on notice, this is peaceful, this is a redress of grievances,” Oltmann said on the podcast. “If you are going to steal our voice and institutionalize slavery, then we as the people should have the opportunity to say no.”

Among the group’s demands, which officials have until Friday to respond to, are the appointment of a special master to oversee Arizona elections along with the removal of Secretary of State Katie Hobbs, Maricopa County Board of Supervisor Bill Gates, and Steven [sic] Richer, the Maricopa County Recorder. The Gateway Pundit, a far-right news outlet, promoted the group’s demands in an article on Tuesday with the headline, “IT BEGINS: Patriots Call For a New Legitimate Midterm Election on December 6.”

The new election would, according to the group’s demands, take place on Dec. 6 and be done only in person, with paper ballots and “precinct level hand counting of ballots.”

If these demands are not met, the group warned that “Arizona citizens, joined by American citizens from across the country, will peacefully descend on Arizona until the new election is conducted.”

Oltmann expanded on what would happen on his Telegram channel:

“It’s time to Shut It Down,” he wrote. “The people of Arizona are speaking. Every roadway, every building …. Shut it down until the demands are met. It may lead to mass amounts of people refusing to pay taxes, refusing to go to work.”


Users on Patriots.win, a pro-Trump forum, largely agreed that re-running the vote would have little impact and turned to other possibilities.

“Voting AIN'T gonna solve America's leftist problem,” one user wrote.

“Fuck it. just keep talking about it and maybe we will get someone brave enough to start what needs to fucking happen yesterday,” another replied.

“You first, rambo,” a third added.

Others are calling for Lake to assume the position of governor, even though she lost. “KARI LAKE WON. The DNC knows it. The RNC knows it. We ALL know it,” wrote QAnon conspiracy theorist Ann Vandersteel to her 45,000 subscribers on Telegram. “Gloves off... MAGA needs to ignore these corruptocrats, form a new government of, by and for We the People and move on.”

Another user on Patriots.win made similar remarks. “If the courts don't fix this then hold a rally, invite all the Arizona Patriots and swear in Lake as the new governor on the same day as Hobbs,” they wrote. “Then Lake sets up office and starts running the State.”

“In other words, Arizona needs to ignore the stolen election results,” they added.

Before the election, VICE News spoke to Lake’s supporters in Maricopa County who repeatedly affirmed their belief that fraud was the only way Hobbs could win the race for governor.

“It seems to be that a win for Katie Hobbs would mean hands down that they [the Democrats] cheated,” said Lindsay Graham, a conservative activist known as “Patriot Barbie,” at a right-wing event in Chandler, Arizona, one day before Election Day. “There is no way there’s enough support in Arizona.” Graham added that she would trust the results of the election if Lake won.

Many other Republican voters did not mince words when describing the kind of reaction they expected to see from Lake’s supporters, if she were not declared the winner. “I think there’s going to be a big uprising,” Susanna Davis, 61, told VICE News on Election Day outside her polling place, a megachurch in Phoenix, when asked what would happen if Lake lost.

On Saturday, around 100 protesters gathered outside the Maricopa County Recorder’s Office for a rally that State Sen. Wendy Rogers had promoted via her social media (despite other right-wing thought leaders including Charlie Kirk urging Arizonans to abstain from protesting for the time being). It was the biggest crowd to materialize in front of the Maricopa County Recorder’s Office since Election Day, which was also a flashpoint for protests in 2020.

Some rally goers came armed with handguns or knives and carried wooden signs bearing slogans like “Lake Won” and “Hobbs=Cheat.” A few came dressed in tactical gear, emblazoned with patches associated with militia movements in the area; one attendee wore a T-shirt advertising Bannon’s War Room podcast. One woman showed up with a wooden cross and knelt outside the recorder’s office where votes were still being tallied as another attendee led the crowd in prayer.

Attendees expressed frustration with Arizona’s voting system, but at that point, Lake and her allies were still promising that the remaining untallied ballots would be overwhelmingly favorable to Republicans. It was clear that many in the crowd were convinced that Lake would ultimately be declared the winner.

“I think there’s going to be some real upset people who don’t trust the system,” if Hobbs won, one attendee said.


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SAN FRANCISCO — Elon Musk continued cutting Twitter’s work force in his third week of owning the social media company, firing employees who had criticized him and eliminating contractors.

Early on Tuesday, Mr. Musk’s team ordered nearly two dozen Twitter employees who had pushed back publicly and privately against him to be fired, three people with knowledge of the matter said. The billionaire, who completed a $44 billion acquisition of Twitter last month, later confirmed the exits on the platform and mocked the former employees.

The firings followed cuts to Twitter’s contract work force over the weekend. Many of the contractors work on content moderation and data science and were let go without notice, five people familiar with the matter said.

Mr. Musk has moved quickly to transform Twitter as he has painted a grim picture of its finances. He laid off half the company’s 7,500 workers this month, while pushing remaining employees to quickly build and launch new products. Last week, he said Twitter faced the possibility of bankruptcy and needed to become more “hard core” to survive. Mr. Musk plans to reorganize the company to eliminate middle managers, six people familiar with the matter said.

At the same time, Mr. Musk has sought to keep Twitter’s staff motivated. On Monday, he sent employees a brief message, which was viewed by The New York Times, explaining that “exceptional amounts of stock would be awarded for exceptional performance.” Mr. Musk likened the structure to how things worked at SpaceX, his private rocket manufacturer, but provided no further details.

Twitter has been under financial pressure as some advertisers have backed away from it. Macy’s has paused its advertising spending on the platform, a person familiar with the decision said. The fashion company Balenciaga deleted its Twitter account. And Omnicom Media Group, whose agencies represent companies such as PepsiCo and McDonald’s, urged its clients to halt their activity on Twitter in a memo citing risks that have “risen sharply to a level most would find unacceptable,” a person familiar with the memo said.

Twitter and Mr. Musk did not respond to requests for comment. The Platformer newsletter earlier reported the contractor cuts.

Mr. Musk’s firings followed a tweet, posted on Sunday, in which he wrote that Twitter was “super slow in many countries” because of the way it handled data.

“This is wrong,” Eric Frohnhoefer, a Twitter developer, responded. Mr. Musk invited Mr. Frohnhoefer to correct the mistake, and the two exchanged several messages.



Then on Monday, Mr. Musk tweeted that Mr. Frohnhoefer was “fired.” He later deleted the tweet.
Mr. Frohnhoefer did not respond to a request for comment.

Mr. Musk’s team was asked to comb through messages in Twitter’s internal chat platform and make a list of employees who were insubordinate, people briefed on the plan said. They also sorted through employees’ tweets, looking for criticism. Those deemed rule breakers received emails around 1:30 a.m. Pacific time on Tuesday, notifying them that they were fired, according to emails viewed by The Times.

Several Twitter employees who shared news of Mr. Frohnhoefer’s firing in internal chats were cut, said six people familiar with events. They were told that they had been terminated for “violating company policy,” according to emails seen by The Times.

“I would like to apologize for firing these geniuses,” Mr. Musk tweeted sarcastically on Tuesday. “Their immense talent will no doubt be of great use elsewhere.” In another tweet, he mocked a former employee, suggesting the person’s Twitter posts about him were caused by “a tragic case of adult onset Tourette’s.”

Melissa Ingle, a data science contractor who worked on tracking political misinformation, said she had not been informed of layoffs but lost access to her Twitter email and internal systems on Saturday afternoon. Hours later, her contracting management company, Magnit, notified her that Twitter was conducting “a reprioritization and saving exercise” and that her last day would be Monday, according to an email seen by The Times.

“As a contractor, I don’t get severance,” Ms. Ingle said. “I’m scared I won’t be able to pay rent or provide for my kids.”

Magnit did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Some employees are concerned that they will not be reimbursed for work-related expense reports that they filed before the mass layoffs, two people familiar with the issue said. Some have accumulated thousands of dollars in expenses that have not been paid out, while others have been told that expenses that were not approved by human resources managers before the mass layoffs will not be paid back.

Remaining Twitter employees have been bracing for a companywide reorganization, which could come before the end of the week, six people said. During the layoffs, Mr. Musk eliminated many managers, creating a flatter structure. In his first meeting with employees, on Thursday, Mr. Musk said design, program management and engineering would report directly to him, according to a recording heard by The Times.
The real possibility of Elon and Twitter taking each other out in a ball of narcissistic flames is a comforting one to watch unfold.
 
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The real possibility of Elon and Twitter taking each other out in a ball of narcissistic flames is a comforting one to watch unfold.
Musk might end Twitter (or be the last straw, depending on your point of view), but he could lose 2/3rds of his fortune and not actually notice, so unfortunately not.
 
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Noone could've predicted this 🙄


(Oltmann will forever be known to me as the guy who heavily pushed his faked account about infiltrating a phone call with "the leader of Antifa" who conveniently admitted to "voter fraud" and was still called out on his bullshit live on air by his senior conservative peers)





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The real possibility of Elon and Twitter taking each other out in a ball of narcissistic flames is a comforting one to watch unfold.
This is a flaming clown car and I'm here for it with a bag of popcorn
 

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Musk might end Twitter (or be the last straw, depending on your point of view), but he could lose 2/3rds of his fortune and not actually notice, so unfortunately not.
2/3rds to 3/4ths of his fortune is fine enough, plus his total loss of good faith by most investors, plus hit to ego, and whatever other lawsuits can wriggle their way into the expanding mess. These are still hopeful estimates of course. If he could actually live up to one single promise of his, I'd be happy with him and his cult just buggering off to Mars like a shit Dr Manhattan and leaving us all be.
 

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2/3rds to 3/4ths of his fortune is fine enough, plus his total loss of good faith by most investors, plus hit to ego, and whatever other lawsuits can wriggle their way into the expanding mess. These are still hopeful estimates of course. If he could actually live up to one single promise of his, I'd be happy with him and his cult just buggering off to Mars like a shit Dr Manhattan and leaving us all be.
I don't think investors faith in Musk has ever been about money

Another example would be the billions of investors' money wasted for 10 years before Amazon saw a profit.
 
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I don't think investors faith in Musk has ever been about money

Another example would be the billions of investors' money wasted for 10 years before Amazon saw a profit.
It seems to be more of a "I want to be in on the ground floor of the next big thing so all my friends are impressed" thing.
 

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So Shapiro is freaking out over the same sex marriage law passing the senate. One of the reasons is that there has already been a court case that allows same sex marriage thus we dont need to legislate.... I'm pretty sure I remember Shapiro saying that Judges shouldn't be legislating from the bench. I MUST have misheard


He also suggests that anyone who votes for this should not be in the Republican party. I approve of this message
 

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So Shapiro is freaking out over the same sex marriage law passing the senate. One of the reasons is that there has already been a court case that allows same sex marriage thus we dont need to legislate.... I'm pretty sure I remember Shapiro saying that Judges shouldn't be legislating from the bench. I MUST have misheard


He also suggests that anyone who votes for this should not be in the Republican party. I approve of this message
Is Ben Shapiro a cokehead? Cause he talks like he’s coked up. I had to double check the playback speed when I moved this video over to youtube because of how he was talking.
 

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Is Ben Shapiro a cokehead? Cause he talks like he’s coked up. I had to double check the playback speed when I moved this video over to youtube because of how he was talking.
That's a common reaction to Ben Shapiro. No, probably not, he's just a twitchy motormouth. He mistakes loquaciousness for eloquence and frequently Gish gallops his way through arguments. He may not be on drugs, but he's definitely high on his own supply.
 

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So Shapiro is freaking out over the same sex marriage law passing the senate. One of the reasons is that there has already been a court case that allows same sex marriage thus we dont need to legislate.... I'm pretty sure I remember Shapiro saying that Judges shouldn't be legislating from the bench. I MUST have misheard


He also suggests that anyone who votes for this should not be in the Republican party. I approve of this message
Good. Now can someone stich his mouth shut forever?
 
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Totally happened for realsies. I wonder if it's the same coffee shop Jacob Wohl frequents.

Also, just this dude in general. Not sure if not just parody persona, really hard to tell sometimes.
I always enjoy it when I see dudes pull this "alpha male" bullshit when me, the bisexual, kale eating barista, could easily toss their body weight over my head for reps. Like it's such a sad pantomime.
 

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Always thought it funny that the defining characteristic of being an "alpha male" is being desperate for other people to think you are an alpha male.
 
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I always enjoy it when I see dudes pull this "alpha male" bullshit when me, the bisexual, kale eating barista, could easily toss their body weight over my head for reps. Like it's such a sad pantomime.
Nah mate, dude lifts /s
Always thought it funny that the defining characteristic of being an "alpha male" is being desperate for other people to think you are an alpha male.
I quite enjoy this dude. My favorite thing is the replies he gets, because it's a lot of people mocking him for the alpha male thing, or other self-professed alpha males berating him for not being alpha enough.
 

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Always thought it funny that the defining characteristic of being an "alpha male" is being desperate for other people to think you are an alpha male.
It's also funny how many of them just, like, aren't "alpha". Like big deal, you eat steak and drink beer... There's literally no barrier to entry to those things. So does my mother, is she an alpha male?