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crimson5pheonix

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The first title sounds like they were ripping off Double Dragon and were trying to work around it. Everything about these two movies makes the official Double Dragon movie look like a work of art. At least the 1994 Double Dragon movie has some laughs or and something entertaining. This looks like somebody's bad self inserts fanfic. Which you have accurately described and pointed out. Sounds like those two brothers never went anywhere else in life after those two movies.
It is a bad self insert, but the movie predates both the Double Dragon movie and even the Double Dragon game.

But the opening text crawl says it all.

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As a side note, they have a website where they're trying to make a third movie, a self biopic about their fight against the Canadian government.
 

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It is a bad self insert, but the movie predates both the Double Dragon movie and even the Double Dragon game.

But the opening text crawl says it all.

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As a side note, they have a website where they're trying to make a third movie, a self biopic about their fight against the Canadian government.
These bitches really believe in their own bullcrap and hype. What a shocker.🤣

I know there have been people in the past that like to rag on '80s or the '90s martial arts movies like Karate Kid or Best Of The Best, but at least those were made by people that care and not complete shit heads getting high off of their own farts. Canadian government can kick those two's asses and I will not feel a thing. Does anyone else from the '80s even bother remember these guys at this point? Their "film" will crash and burn.
 
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That young lad knew what he was getting into. He's just lying and making excuses. He only sees what he wants to see, damn everybody else. I bet you if you show him that article and Tate's other recent activity, he would accuse you of showing "fake news". I don't care how "scared, angry, or full of anxiety" young or older people are. There's a clear difference between right and wrong, and I'm assuming he's at the age where he should know the clear difference. This guy teenager or somebody in his 20s? Either way, rape is wrong, and he knows that. And once again, shame on the police for not prosecuting Tate further back in 2015. They have no excuse. The evidence was there clear as day.
I gotta come back at a later time to properly reply to you with this context, as there are deeper issues with unexplained nuances that I sense ppl are not aware of yet, but am currently on a bit of an unsober binge at mo (which, uhh, started yesterday 🫣) so can't trust myself to communicate anything important effectively until head is clear once more. I will be back tehe!
 
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That wasn't the point though. The point was "actual problems".

Intuit is an online company, these facilities are for employees. The people know each other. They aren't bringing their girlfriends in. They are prepared to be there for 8 hours at a time frequently. The "problem" being solved is the imaginary scenario where a trans man works there, is caught unprepared by a period at work despite being there 40 hours a week, is unwilling to enter the women's restroom at work, and uses tampons as their feminine hygiene product of choice in specifically the size provided.

And they know if they have an employee that could possibly fit those criteria. So, the options are:

A) This is vacuous virtue signaling with a literal bow on it.
B) One specific employee complained they weren't getting free tampons.

Which of those is an actual problem?
The actual problem is morons having to desperately pretend that this is a sign of the fall of western civilization and needs to be destroyed

Those comments are vile and really show the true spirit of christian compassion on the right. These people need some actual problems so that they can finally mature out of their puerile 9 year old cooties phase.

Like, fuck' sake dude, in your rush to decry A) virtue signaling and B) the occasional trans man, you've apparently completely glossed over C) that they're already stocking women's and gender neutral bathrooms and at that point stocking the men's as well consists solely of buying a few extra baskets
 
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...that wasn't an "accidental" result. Dude, exposing the preponderance of sexual assault in Hollywood, in their circles, was explicitly and specifically the aim.

I don't even quite know how someone can miss the point of what they were trying to do so egregiously. They were very explicit about it.
I doubt they considered exposing Asia Argento to be part of the aim though. Probably why there was less blowback than one might expect at the hypocrisy of one of Weinsteins's accusers paying off a guy she had an underage encounter with.
 

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So a guy can grab a couple of these for his partner and not have to buy them at the store? Oh, how emasculating! Just drop your testicles in the bin on the way out!
Or there's an emergency and the female restroom is out of order. Or (because this is America) someone has been shot in the office...
 

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I doubt they considered exposing Asia Argento to be part of the aim though.
Why not?

If anything, Asia Argento's "hypocrisy" demonstrates the extent to which sexual exploitation is normalized in the film industry to the point that a person who has been a victim of it might still be immersed in a culture where sexual exploitation is considered a normal way to behave.

Like, I'd really encourage you to actually look up Argento's account of her relationship with Weinstein, because it's not what you would expect at all. She is incredibly honest about what happened and how she reacted. She is not a perfect victim, she never claimed to be one and she shouldn't have to be one in order for it to be acknowledged how horrifically she was (and still is) being treated.

Like, I realise that societal attitudes on things can sometimes take time to change and that progress has to be incremental, but if there's one thing I wish #metoo had done for the popular consciousness, it would be to fucking murder this obsession with the "purity" of a person's victimhood. It doesn't matter. A person can be a complex individual and even do harm themselves and still be a victim.
 
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Like, I realise that societal attitudes on things can sometimes take time to change and that progress has to be incremental, but if there's one thing I wish #metoo had done for the popular consciousness, it would be to fucking murder this obsession with the "purity" of a person's victimhood. It doesn't matter. A person can be a complex individual and even do harm themselves and still be a victim.
At one level, I think everyone understands that. But it very much takes a back seat when the intent is just to portray them as a hypocrite in order to attack the movement or ideology they are associated with.
 

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Well, tampons were originally designed to plug up bullet wounds on the battlefield....
They do a rubbish job of that. Not, as an improvised band-aidTM maybe, but otherwise not really.

At one level, I think everyone understands that. But it very much takes a back seat when the intent is just to portray them as a hypocrite in order to attack the movement or ideology they are associated with.
I dunno about that, I think people are still on the thing about victims being pure as snow and the abusers being cartoonishly evil monsters.
 

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I dunno about that, I think people are still on the thing about victims being pure as snow and the abusers being cartoonishly evil monsters.
Yes, that exists. But pretty much everyone understand that people are complex, and that generally good people can do bad things and vice versa. The issue is more the selectivity with which they choose to apply it: particularly where one lacks a close connection to the individuals involved and it serves a useful ulterior motive, it's far easier to insert one's own ideological motivations.
 

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Sweet baby Jesus, these people need some actual problems
Honestly, considering the company itself is providing them, I would be more worried about those tampons being made from the same shitty 1/2 ply paper they use for their awful toilet paper that all companies seem to have a never ending supply of.
 

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It still helps more than zero people and hurts nobody. There is literally nothing to be upset about by this. I'm not going to bother arguing with you. I already know how much you hate queer people. Also of you don't believe getting caught unprepared with a period at work is a thing that happens very fucking regularly then you really are showing your ignorance and willingness to jump straight to condemnation without even considering compassion. Just like the good catholic you are. Have the day you deserve.
You're reading hatred and condemnation where there is none. I do not hate or condemn people making inconsequential gestures. Again, neither I nor the person I quoted were claiming anyone was being hurt, just spending their efforts on non-issues.

...that wasn't an "accidental" result. Dude, exposing the preponderance of sexual assault in Hollywood, in their circles, was explicitly and specifically the aim.

I don't even quite know how someone can miss the point of what they were trying to do so egregiously. They were very explicit about it.
No, the aim was to expose the preponderance of sexual assault everywhere. It was not and is not meant to be about specifically Hollywood. The combination of Hollywood people embracing the hashtag and the spotlights that shine on those people turned it into a specifically Hollywood thing, but that was never the intent.
Also nothing tstorm ever says will convince me that he didn't type that thinking tampon size refers to the actual diameter of the tampon. He can argue all he wants but that Catholic sex ed speaks for itself.
If I had no education of how these things work, why would I even think to mention that they come in different sizes? Do you think that was an accidental guess? You read a post that was accurate and appreciative of the different experiences women have with periods, and then willfully chose to invent both ignorance and malice to insert into it.
C) that they're already stocking women's and gender neutral bathrooms and at that point stocking the men's as well consists solely of buying a few extra baskets
You are leaving out the most significant part: the sign. They made carefully-phrased dedicated placards with company colors and logos, that is far more effort than the basket. Someone spent hours on that, likely with the intention of having their brand on social media. If you're unaware, the twitter account that posted the clown face with that has the specific m.o. of reposting content from left-wing social media accounts (usually from Tiktok). It is unlikely that picture was taken by a conservative intending to mock it on social media, it was almost certainly posted by a left-winger in support of the action, and if you asked me to bet on who specifically, my best guess would be Intuit's PR department. The company that makes TurboTax, who every year at this time gets raked over the coals for deceiving people into paying for free services, happens to get their name featured on a placard dedicated to telling you what they do to accommodate their trans employees... call me crazy, but there may be a causal relationship there.

To be clear, you're all going to bat for TurboTax.
 

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I dunno about that, I think people are still on the thing about victims being pure as snow and the abusers being cartoonishly evil monsters.
Maybe just the victim not having a history of having done exactly the same thing they trying to be a spokesperson for drawing attention to? Oh, except her victim was underage which makes it worse and male.
 

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Maybe just the victim not having a history of having done exactly the same thing they trying to be a spokesperson for drawing attention to? Oh, except her victim was underage which makes it worse and male.
You can be a victim and an abuser at the same time. It's not like they cancel out
 
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No, the aim was to expose the preponderance of sexual assault everywhere. It was not and is not meant to be about specifically Hollywood. The combination of Hollywood people embracing the hashtag and the spotlights that shine on those people turned it into a specifically Hollywood thing, but that was never the intent.
It was never intended to be solely about Hollywood. But the exposure of the high rate of sexual assault, coercion, and abuse of positions of authority in Hollywood was a focus of the movement from its earliest stages.

This was impossible to miss. They were very up-front and explicit about the need to expose sexual abuse in Hollywood.
 

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It was never intended to be solely about Hollywood. But the exposure of the high rate of sexual assault, coercion, and abuse of positions of authority in Hollywood was a focus of the movement from its earliest stages.

This was impossible to miss. They were very up-front and explicit about the need to expose sexual abuse in Hollywood.
Maybe that's how you remember it. I'd recommend actually looking it up though.
 

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Maybe that's how you remember it. I'd recommend actually looking it up though.
I followed it at the time, and checked again when reading this thread to refresh my memory. Exposing sexual assault in Hollywood was an explicit aim, very obviously so.

You have a terrible track record of failing to understand what your opponents actually believe, and then bullishly insisting (against their own words) that they believe what you've imagined for them.
 

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I followed it at the time, and checked again when reading this thread to refresh my memory. Exposing sexual assault in Hollywood was an explicit aim, very obviously so.

You have a terrible track record of failing to understand what your opponents actually believe, and then bullishly insisting (against their own words) that they believe what you've imagined for them.
He also believes tampon size refers to vaginal diameter.
 
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