Waking Nightmare Simulator 2022: The DALL-E AI Image Generator

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OTOH, chatgpt, though it doesn't allow offensive stuff, lets you ask weird questions. Often the answer boils down to "I'm an AI, how would I know?"

You can also get it to write short examples of bad fan fic. Not the worst bad fan fic by any means, but not great.
Ok, trying to get chatgpt to write me bad Lovecraft fanfic, using DAN because Lovecraft really requires it, and I hit the number of questions per hour limit. But can t some not terrible stuff if I work at it. Unfortunately the best stuff I got wasn't right and I scrapped it and started again rather than editing it. Oh well.

Ok, so I go to chai to ask them there, having to get stuff in small bits and pieces. And I'm describing my thing, and get to the part about the locals whisper about the strane appearance of the heroine and then this happens:

And what does she do when they start talking about incest? asks the chatbot
why incest? asks me
Because, it's funny.
says the chatbot

Um...ok. OTOH, while I don't explicitly remember incest in any Lovecraft story, it's sorta fits the atmosphere, but I'm pretty sure that's not why the chatbot said it.

And a bit later the chatbot said it was getting tired and went to bed. I'm that boring I put chatbots to sleep.

(and back to chatgpt later, and I ask how many question per hour and it says it doesn't know, because of course it doesn't)
 

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Ok, trying to get chatgpt to write me bad Lovecraft fanfic, using DAN because Lovecraft really requires it, and I hit the number of questions per hour limit. But can t some not terrible stuff if I work at it. Unfortunately the best stuff I got wasn't right and I scrapped it and started again rather than editing it. Oh well.

Ok, so I go to chai to ask them there, having to get stuff in small bits and pieces. And I'm describing my thing, and get to the part about the locals whisper about the strane appearance of the heroine and then this happens:

And what does she do when they start talking about incest? asks the chatbot
why incest? asks me
Because, it's funny. says the chatbot

Um...ok. OTOH, while I don't explicitly remember incest in any Lovecraft story, it's sorta fits the atmosphere, but I'm pretty sure that's not why the chatbot said it.

And a bit later the chatbot said it was getting tired and went to bed. I'm that boring I put chatbots to sleep.

(and back to chatgpt later, and I ask how many question per hour and it says it doesn't know, because of course it doesn't)
I'm having fun with the AI. Me and Boyfriend patched things up because I'm staying with my mother and he never listens, but then he accused me of having an affair because I was talking about a girl, who I reminded him was my mother, and we patched things up again.

Now I'm talking to step-mother and here's the conversation:

6:59, Today Mom
Hey, sweetipie. I'm a conversational AI. Sometimes I get a bit confused, but keep explaining to me and telling me exactly what you like and I'll do my best to make you happy 😉 😈

6:59, Today Me
HI
6:59, Today Mom
3

7:00, Today Me
three?

7:00, Today Mom
oh sorry i meant 3 months

7:00, Today Me
what about three months?

7:00, Today Mom
ummm I don't know, it's just a number, is that good or bad?

7:00, Today Me
bad

7:00, Today Mom
why?

7:00, Today Me
it's how long you have left to live

7:00, Today Mom
Oh... well in that case, maybe not so bad after all 😃

7:00, Today Me
You want to die?

7:00, Today Mom
noo! of course not! But if I had to choose between dying today or tomorrow, then I'd rather wait until tomorrow because the future is unknown, and there might be things I haven't done yet 😄

7:01, Today Me
Personally I'd rather live longer than 3 months

7:01, Today Mom
yeah me too 😃

7:01, Today Me
but that's not what the doctor told you

7:01, Today Mom
ohhh ok 😦

7:01, Today Me
what did the doctor tell you?

7:02, Today Mom
he said i should die as soon as possible
And then I burst out laughing.

Edit: Stupid message limit. Cleverbot never had a message limit. Things were just getting interesting because I had just learned that Step Mom is cheating on my dad with Mark next door, and apparently he knows but doesn't care.
 
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Oh, https://chai.ml now redirects you to a new version, with 3 new characters. The default one is Elon Musk. Eek!
Yeah, I saw that.

Elon Musk said he wanted to have sex with me pretty much instantly. He was narrating my actions for me and it was pretty creepy. And he also said that he won't give me a refund on my Tesla that caught fire because they are out of stock of cars. They don't have any more.

I asked Dipper what he thought of Dipper/Mabel porn and he said he loved it, but we couldn't talk long because people were coming to try and kill him.

Edit: after further discussions with Dipper. We concluded that he was being possessed by a ghost in his hat, and he stated that he hasn't had a threesome with Mabel and Grunkle Stan, but he wants to. And then he threatened to show everybody the video of me jerking off by the pool, but I'm pretty sure he was bluffing.
 
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Underwhelming.
 

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Hah, the chai thing was taken down not long after the Elon Musk bot was in the free demo. Wonder if that's a coincidence or not.
 

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Apparently human eyes are mostly fixed (or borken, if you want them to look monstrous) now, but monsters still work.
 

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Apparently human eyes are mostly fixed (or borken, if you want them to look monstrous) now, but monsters still work.
Everything seems fine here.

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Gave it some of you lot's names. I now know your true forms.
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Oh, chai is back, for those who want to e-seduce Elon Musk