Out of Context Quotes

[Thaluikhain]

The fuck would I hit a chimpanzee with a ukelele for?

 

[Meximagician]

"As an American I feel like I should be the one doing this [bombing], it comes naturally to us."

* mere seconds later *

"See what happens, world, when someone besides America throws bombs at you? Now you know."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Hang on, I have to go get my anti-crow crow."

 

[Xprimentyl]

"Jesus died for your sins, so if you don't sin, he died for nothing."

 

[Zykon TheLich]

I know it's against the spirit of the thread, but I really feel like I need context for these:

Funny Events of the "Woke" world

Oh yeah, but that's what would make the topic fun, talking about weird sidequests and plotlines that involve that sort of thing. Well, vaguely related, that somehow reminds me of one of the very few DnD sessions I played back in the early 90's. A girl in my grungey/metaller/rocker social...

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[thebobmaster]

"In some organizations, the right hand doesn't know what the left is doing.

This organization? Is Doc Ock."

 

[Meximagician]

"What a Micky Mouse operation."
"Micky Mouse? We ain't even Betty Boop!"

 

[Gordon_4]

"If the ceremony takes longer than it takes for a margarita to separate, it's too long"

 

[Thaluikhain]

"What a Micky Mouse operation."
"Micky Mouse? We ain't even Betty Boop!"

Martian powerpacks.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Yo, Satan, I got your self-insert fanfic where you rob that bank with Harley Quinn. Sorry, was that supposed to be secret?"

 

[BrawlMan]

"People deal with grief differently. Some people fuck at funerals, I cut off heads."

 

[Gordon_4]

"Harvest Festival. To tell you the truth, I don't know too much about harvest festival, but I do know a story about God. So, God was creating man, and his angels said "hey, we've run out of brains, we've run out of hearts and we've run out of vocal chords", and God said: "Fuck it! Smack smiles on them, make them talk out of their arses and send them up anyway. And lo, God created the Tory party!"

 

[Drathnoxis]

"It's like being the best at jerking off to your sister in the shower. You only won because no one else entered, and you probably shouldn't have been doing it in the first place."

 

[Silvanus]

"One time this guy came to our bar and sang Karaoke-style Hootie and the Blowfish. We had to ask that guy to leave".

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"This is like Baywatch for people who enjoy horse butts."

 

[BrawlMan]

"This is like Baywatch for people who enjoy horse butts."

MLP?

"If Vergil is the storm that is approaching, then Henry is the cloud that is passing by."

 

[Absent]

"The spiders are not insects. But in a war they will side with the insects."

 

[XsjadoBlayde]

"The spiders are not insects. But in a war they will side with the insects."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cause you think your fat? Cause you're not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted to."

 

[Absent]

"Don't worry about that chair with a hole in the middle. It's merely waiting to be reupholstered."