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Meximagician

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"As an American I feel like I should be the one doing this [bombing], it comes naturally to us."

* mere seconds later *

"See what happens, world, when someone besides America throws bombs at you? Now you know."
 

Zykon TheLich

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I know it's against the spirit of the thread, but I really feel like I need context for these:
 
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BrawlMan

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"People deal with grief differently. Some people fuck at funerals, I cut off heads."
 

Gordon_4

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"Harvest Festival. To tell you the truth, I don't know too much about harvest festival, but I do know a story about God. So, God was creating man, and his angels said "hey, we've run out of brains, we've run out of hearts and we've run out of vocal chords", and God said: "Fuck it! Smack smiles on them, make them talk out of their arses and send them up anyway. And lo, God created the Tory party!"
 
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Drathnoxis

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"It's like being the best at jerking off to your sister in the shower. You only won because no one else entered, and you probably shouldn't have been doing it in the first place."
 
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Silvanus

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"One time this guy came to our bar and sang Karaoke-style Hootie and the Blowfish. We had to ask that guy to leave".
 
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Drathnoxis

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"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that cause you think your fat? Cause you're not, you could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
 
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Absent

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"Don't worry about that chair with a hole in the middle. It's merely waiting to be reupholstered."