Out of Context Quotes

[Xprimentyl]

"I was clean and sober most of some of the time."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Oh, that's not even my weird butt plug story.

 

[CM156]

"That's the best part about being a Roman Catholic: always getting to hit it raw."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"It's a golden time for water sports."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"I'd like to remove all your skin and wear your skin over my own skin... but not in a creepy way."

 

[Gordon_4]

I can get on board with the quadrapod fucksled incest party, but I draw the line at burying a baby in a baseball field

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"We're not the brightest bulbs in the... bunion, or something...."

 

[Thaluikhain]

Jack Jacque is just Jack in Kingdom Come.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

I don't think this really needs any context, but...
"having someone pissing up your arse is an amazing feeling..."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"If you're not doing it by lantern light, is it even grave-robbing?"

 

[XsjadoBlaydette]

"the universe will end not with a bang, but a self-inflicted involuntary gunshot"

 

[XsjadoBlaydette]

 

[CM156]

"I have filed a motion for summary decision that portrays the petitioner as a soyjak, and myself as the Chad."

 

[Gordon_4]

"This is the problem when one is dealing with spooks. You do see it? The corkscrew thinking required to manage spies sometimes twists one too many turns until one finds oneself charging forward while at the same time looking out of one's own arse."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"This is the problem when one is dealing with spooks. You do see it? The corkscrew thinking required to manage spies sometimes twists one too many turns until one finds oneself charging forward while at the same time looking out of one's own arse."

There was a Silent Hill: Homecoming enemy that was like that.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"You were offered orange Tic-Tacs... and you're still in a relationship with this person?"

 

[Gordon_4]

Ever since watching The Shining, I've been very distrustful of receiving a blowjob from anybody in a grizzly bear costume while at a formal dress party.

 

[Gordon_4]

"Problems are just the pregnant mothers of solutions."

 

[Meximagician]

"Nobody told me there would be MATH when I was creeping on girls online!"

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"They're like a pair of toddlers on meth."