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Worgen said:
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“I took you for dead. No matter, lay out your arms, let’s get to smashing smithing.”


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Connor Paton on Instagram: "Can you believe that this is happening while we are sleeping😍😱😱 - #fyp #viral #milkyway #stars #amazing #tiktok #instagram"

2M likes, 21K comments - connorpatonphotos on May 28, 2024: "Can you believe that this is happening while we are sleeping😍😱😱 - #fyp #viral #milkyway #stars #amazing #tiktok #instagram".
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Chimpzy said:
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Sharks off Brazil coast test positive for cocaine

Sharks taken from the shores near Rio de Janeiro have tested for high levels of cocaine.
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Sharks on cocaine? Why not!

Tangentially related, apparently there a statue of a shark under water in a lake in Switzerland that just pictures of make my skin crawl. The thalassophobia in me tipped the scales at 11 when I saw this. My gf asked me if I wanted to get certified to scuba dive; she was certified years ago here in Texas. I told her I'd rather burn alive while being anally ravaged. Whoever put that statue there needs to tried at the Hague for crimes against humanity. Could you imagine diving and not expecting to see this fucking thing??

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Xprimentyl said:
Sharks on cocaine? Why not!

Tangentially related, apparently there a statue of a shark under water in a lake in Switzerland that just pictures of make my skin crawl. The thalassophobia in me tipped the scales at 11 when I saw this. My gf asked me if I wanted to get certified to scuba dive; she was certified years ago here in Texas. I told her I'd rather burn alive while being anally ravaged. Whoever put that statue there needs to tried at the Hague for crimes against humanity. Could you imagine diving and not expecting to see this fucking thing??

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Shit is giving me smile cat vibes.
 
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Xprimentyl said:
Sharks on cocaine? Why not!

Tangentially related, apparently there a statue of a shark under water in a lake in Switzerland that just pictures of make my skin crawl. The thalassophobia in me tipped the scales at 11 when I saw this. My gf asked me if I wanted to get certified to scuba dive; she was certified years ago here in Texas. I told her I'd rather burn alive while being anally ravaged. Whoever put that statue there needs to tried at the Hague for crimes against humanity. Could you imagine diving and not expecting to see this fucking thing??

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That is fucking diabolical and qualifies the perpetrators behind it for automatic entry into the Legion of Doom.
 
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Music snob Rick Beato gave a snide response to a YouTube comment about the inaccuracy in his keyboardist's rendition of the organ intro to Procol Harum's "Whiter Shade Of Pale." Eats crow when he learns the commenter is the actual guy who wrote and performed the organ for "Whiter Shade OF Pale." *Karmic chef's kiss*

 
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