Share some things that make you smile!

Gordon_4

The Big Engine
Legacy
Apr 3, 2020
6,506
5,764
118
Australia

Xprimentyl

Made you look...
Legacy
Aug 13, 2011
6,694
5,011
118
Plano, TX
Country
United States
Gender
Male
Bow hunting moose, huh? Seems woefully underprepared, as evidenced by the ominous deep brass moan at the 9 second mark that foreshadows the "this is the part where someone dies a terrible death" moment of the movie.

As someone who'd never (and still hasn't) seen a moose in real life and never really thought much about them, it was this bit by Jim Gaffigan that got me sleuthing, and holy shit, they are fucking BIG. I literally thought they were slightly larger than deer, like maybe a horse, but no, 7-feet tall at the shoulders. The largest seen in Alaska was 10-feet at the antlers! That's damned near elephant-sized, and makes no fucking sense.

 
  • Like
Reactions: hanselthecaretaker2
Jun 11, 2023
3,092
2,262
118
Country
United States
Gender
Male
Bow hunting moose, huh? Seems woefully underprepared, as evidenced by the ominous deep brass moan at the 9 second mark that foreshadows the "this is the part where someone dies a terrible death" moment of the movie.

As someone who'd never (and still hasn't) seen a moose in real life and never really thought much about them, it was this bit by Jim Gaffigan that got me sleuthing, and holy shit, they are fucking BIG. I literally thought they were slightly larger than deer, like maybe a horse, but no, 7-feet tall at the shoulders. The largest seen in Alaska was 10-feet at the antlers! That's damned near elephant-sized, and makes no fucking sense.

I saw a few as a kid. First time was camping on Lake Superior in the Upper Peninsula of MI but it was about 20 yards or so away and walked off into the woods. The other was on Isle Royale when we were walking on a trail and out come three of them right in front of us. The biggest was in the back, and I literally could’ve reached out with a long stick at poked its ass (no beastiality pun, I swear). I was maybe twelve or thirteen and yeah, if I reached straight up it might’ve equaled the height of its back. They just casually cut in front like they owned the place (which is basically true).
 
  • Like
Reactions: Xprimentyl
Jun 11, 2023
3,092
2,262
118
Country
United States
Gender
Male


Best comment -

@ekko3million468 8 months ago
You know this dog gonna tell his puppies about the day he “fought” a leopard!
 
Jun 11, 2023
3,092
2,262
118
Country
United States
Gender
Male
  • Like
Reactions: BrawlMan

Chimpzy

Simian Abomination
Legacy
Escapist +
Apr 3, 2020
13,001
9,545
118
Last edited:
Jun 11, 2023
3,092
2,262
118
Country
United States
Gender
Male
I am now convinced this was the reason for the Slap. Will felt one coming and needed a cover story.

Also, this comment on a video about Kid Rock
View attachment 11967
What the hell does he eat for that shit to be so potent‽


Can’t say I’d put the time and effort into this but props I guess -

 

Xprimentyl

Made you look...
Legacy
Aug 13, 2011
6,694
5,011
118
Plano, TX
Country
United States
Gender
Male
What the hell does he eat for that shit to be so potent‽
Creatine, maybe? When I was a supervisor at a warehouse several years ago, I had an employee who worked out a lot, and drank creatine shakes during his breaks. He soon became infamous in my group of guys for epically stinky farts. I had to ask him (yes, one grown man to another) to stop farting near people, and to take his shits in the remotest restroom in the building. No wonder he worked out so much; had to keep the outside looking fit because he was rotting on the inside, by the smell of it.
 
Jun 11, 2023
3,092
2,262
118
Country
United States
Gender
Male
Creatine, maybe? When I was a supervisor at a warehouse several years ago, I had an employee who worked out a lot, and drank creatine shakes during his breaks. He soon became infamous in my group of guys for epically stinky farts. I had to ask him (yes, one grown man to another) to stop farting near people, and to take his shits in the remotest restroom in the building. No wonder he worked out so much; had to keep the outside looking fit because he was rotting on the inside, by the smell of it.
Huh…yeah now that you mention it since I myself was a gym rat in the college days and while creating may have had something to do with it (in any of these cases), odds are it was more-so from protein. The whey variety in particular, coupled with dairy it’s almost always mixed in, then eggs, fish, chicken, etc. The gut is putting in some serious OT here lol.