Dark Souls 3: The Darkening....again
So after a lot of annoyance I finally made it through the Irithyll Dungeon and the Profaned Capital down to Yhorm. Getting down to the bottom of the dungeon into the capital wasn't that bad, but I found SIgward in the Dungeon and must have wasted a solid hour or so trying to figure out how to get to him. Turns out I needed to jump into a window in the profaned capitol...on a rooftop, to reach a ground level cell in a pit in the dungeon....because that makes total sense geographically. You know, I get it, space and time are all warped and crazy and shit in Lothric but the only way to reach that cell is to jump in a window. There's not even a blocked route elsewhere I can see.. Like how does that make any sense?
I like FROM's level design a lot of the time but there's bit like this that hurt the immersion because I have to ask "In what world did that floorplan make sense?" I'm even trying not to question the whole issue with Giants stuck in rooms with normal sized doorways(unless they started out really small or something?) but it's hard not to think of these things when FROM just makes it obvious.
Anyway, the Yhorm fight was fairly easy with Siegwards assistance and the Storm Ruler. Yhorm could barely keep on his feet and I swear he wasn't even doing me damage when he did hit me but you know what, I'll take it.
OTOH, the game is apparently getting it's revenge with the Dancer, who is continually kicking my ass right now. I've managed to kill her once as a summon but have been unable to replicate my victory in my universe, so the old girl is definitely showing me dancing isn't all she's good at. Maybe she's Hangry? If I give her a sandwich will she leave me be or at least stop to chow down? At least I get to look at her creepy but shapely butt(which is very nice for a creepy monster lady, so there's that).
Also, Like Bloodborne, the Sky has decided to tell me things are going down, because it's gotten a lot darker and redder, with The sun turning into a massive darksign. Or it could be nothing? I mean, when has creepy astrological/atmospheric phenomenon ever been a sign of ill fortune in a fantasy setting....