Recent content by BBQ Platypus

I'm one of those people who doesn't agree with that little bit of popular received wisdom. His voice certainly isn't good in the conventional sense, but he writes his songs around this limited voice, and I think very few people captured the essence of his songs the way his wheeze-voice did...

Cool. Now give them back their gruff voices from Morrowind.

Yes - particularly once you've added some of the fan mods.

I'm trying to give a shit. Really, I am. From a moral perspective, I know that I probably should. I'm a football fan. Hell, I've even looked at pictures of abused dogs (horrible, disgusting, and depressing stuff). But try as I might, I just can't bring myself to give a month-old pile of...

Frankly, this franchise was dead to me about 20 minutes into the FIRST sequel. All the charm that was in the first movie was utterly sucked dry in the typical Dreamworksian second film.

Cable is the best place for Conan. Network TV has too many restrictions (none bigger than having to appeal to people who think Jay Leno is funny). But TBS? Up against Stewart and Colbert? Not sure about that.

I'd say KotOR II, but I don't even consider that to be an ending at all.

I have a sort of proto-nostalgia for that late 60s, early 70s period. If I could choose another part of history, that'd be it. But deep down, I'm a 21st Century guy. That's when I came of age - it's what I know. I wouldn't fit in at any other time. That doesn't necessarily mean I'm entirely...

Pain don't hurt.

That's better, but STILL NOT LOUD ENOUGH!!! Only BRIAN BLESSED can properly convey the essence of BRIAN BLESSED!!!

There is no text LARGE ENOUGH or BOLD ENOUGH to properly convey the LOUDNESS with which BRIAN BLESSED'S NAME MUST BE SPOKEN!!!

I always play through both at least once, to see what it's like. Maybe it's not an accurate reflection of real-life morality, but it certainly boosts replay value (if it's done well).

I like George because I like his sincerity. Also, All Things Must Pass was the best album by a solo Beatle. They're all great, of course. Yes, even Ringo.

The right to the word "marriage" belongs to me. I registered it as a trademark under my name yesterday. Anyone who has said the word "marriage" in this thread owes me five cents.

They'd never be able to do it right. Hell, they might even try and make it PG-13. *shudders* But no - I don't trust anyone to make a film that turns out right. I don't care if it's Hollywood, independent, whatever - something will be lost in translation to the screen.