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    Battlefield Should Drop Singleplayer

    Just make the single-player the multi-player with bots, like Battlefield 2. I got hours of enjoyment out of that and it's far less time/resource consuming to do.
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    What would your career be in The Elder Scrolls?

    It'd be my job to refill all the identical chests in all the dungeons around Tamriel. Don't be surprised if you stop getting two handed weapons or heavy armour as loot. I'm not a f***ing mule :P
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    Your Own Anime (People with good imagination Thread)

    Mine would be batshit crazy and make no sense whatsoever. I would create characters that fans adored and kill them off without even a mention. Sometimes they would talk of glorious things and story arcs that would never come to fruition or even be remarked upon again. I would then...
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    Games you never found another player of (or even heard of)

    Gungrave on PS2 The game even had a button that made your character strike a pose mid-battle.
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    Learning to play the Guitar.

    All the things people have said are very good points. I apologise in advance for the long post :) These would be my main points to anyone wanting to start out playing guitar: .Learn the real basics of how to hold the guitar, hand positions etc, perhaps from a tutor. It sounds daft, but...
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    Iran Bans Battlefield 3

    I must have misunderstood battlefield 3's 'story' (for want of a better word), because I thought that although you were fighting in Tehran you weren't actually fighting Iranians but some multinational terrorist group that had invaded Iran. AKA you're actually DEFENDING Iran. I could quite...
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    Poll: Do you buy your beer in cans or in bottles?

    Tsk. I buy it in a pint glass, like any other englishman. Always annoyed me in bars in America with their tiny bottles. Mind you, we do have more problems with alcoholism than in the US so they might be a good thing ;)
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    Favourite Game Sequence

    Someone said halo:reach in this thread (forgive my laziness for not looking up the name). Mine in that game would be when Kat dies (dont consider this a spoiler, since u know going in that its not a happy ending). SPOILER IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW HOW DONT CONTINUE The way it wasn't...
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    Cheap Tactics in Battlefield 3?

    The only cheap thing ive seen is occasionally coming up against people who just wont die, either hackers or indeed a bug. There'll be my whole squad shooting the bejesus out of them at point blank without even getting a hit indicator while the guys waltzs up and stabs them in the face...
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    Why are people buying Skyrim?

    I think theres that social thing (i tend to have with my group of friends at least), of that a bunch of you are buying a game when it comes out and then talk about it, and you kind of miss out if you get it later on. For example i didnt get gears of war 3 when it came out, only got it...
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    Surprise! Authorities Investigating Looters' Swag Pictures On Facebook

    I'd also heard of some thieves stealing games from stores, straight off the shelves. I'm not sure if its the same in the US but in the UK they keep the actual DISCS locked away and the cases on the shelves are EMPTY. Great loot there, maybe if you stole some blank CDs you'd have something to...
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    Seen Any Mudcrabs Lately?

    You N'wah!
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    Police Find Meth Lab Searching for Stolen Xbox

    This reminds of when the police raided my house to find a stolen ps2 and found the portal to the fifth circle of hell instead. I probably should have put a towel over it or something.
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    why do modern online shooters NOT cater for stealth?

    Online shooters dont cater to stealth because it would be incredibly frustrating constantly being killed by people you cant see, i mean, think snipers x10 and you get the idea why its a bad idea. They had that multiplayer mode in one of the splinter cells with FP mercenaries and TP...
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    I wake up screaming at night...

    From Unreal tournament 2004 when playing with a cybernetic/robot voice and taunting. "Faster. Stronger. Better." "Another inferior design." "Rogue process terminated." Love those taunts.