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All I can thin off is the Heavy from Team Fortress shouting "LOOK AT ME" In his crazy accent.

If you had the chance to restart your life from the very beginning would you do it? Why would you do it and what would you do differently? (You have no memory of your previous life and are born under the same circumstances.) EDIT: Cheezits guys Ive gotten enough messages pointing out...

I thought you meant the triple A brakedown service. Anyway they'll give up in a week just wait it out. Then you get to say told ya so!

I think I speak for everyone in the UK when I say DAMN YOU JAMIE OLIVER!!!!

The "WUUU WU - WU WU WUUUU WUUUU-U ... WUUU WU - WU WUUUU WUUUU-U" noise from the end of the battlefield 3 trailers.

If you were female you could rush down to the nearest sperm bank near hoover dam. They say that hoover dam could supply energy for 500 years without human interaction. that would keep the sperm cold. impregnate yourself with random sperm. give birth to lets say 5 kids. 2 are girls 3 are boys...

I'm awesome because I lead a 7b+ in the Pyrenees. On my first attempt without rests (Rock climbing). Also I speared a fly with a toothpick!

In Titanic when leonardo decaprio's charater dies at the end "I'll never let you go" randomly 10 minutes later "AAAAAAYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE"

I do find it quite ridiculous that you spend A TWELFTH of your entire life in black history month

You got me! It was all part of my evil plan! But seriously I'm glad you informed me of this. This was actually just a thing I heard around my school But I'm sure there's no way to gather the information needed to gain access to any accounts just from this page... hopefully :/

Also I'll need your social security number sort code Ahh. what the hell just send me your credit card and all the details

It's funny that Burnie Burns has built an entire business around what is basically ridiculous halo fan fiction!

So. The idea here is to take your first pets name (For example mine was Guinness) Followed by the first street you ever lived on (For example mine was Holmesdale road) The order there in isn't important. Just do whatever sounds best! This may not work with some american readers. What with...

I took the liberty of editing your post to help the confusion of others... Yes, I know what you're thinking,Bungie said that Halo:Reach was the last Halo. It is true, Halo:Reach is the last halo that Bungie created, but good ol' Microsoft now owns the rights and has decided to jump the...

My question is what do you believe to be the greatest thing to come out of media, ever. all forms of media and art are included. ONLY ONE answer!