Recent content by Cockney Weasel

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    What Has Your Country Ever Done For Us?!

    The sandwich. The greatest justification for all the other crap we gave to the world.
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    There're kids around, put some clothes on

    People have too many hang-ups about nudity, in my humble opinion. And the only places you're going to get arrested for being naked in your garden are crazed fundamentalist hell-holes, no matter who sees you. All in all everyone has a body and we shouldn't accept it when people tell us it's...
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    Poll: Would you date an asexual person?

    I wouldn't. Terribly sorry to come out with something so simplisitc and blunt in what might, for other people, be a rather complex series of decisions but to me sex and romantic attraction are almost entirely indivisible. You can love someone and have an affectionate relationship that is close...
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    Poll: Which Prime Minister does the UK prefer?

    It's rather like choosing if you like getting stung by bees or wasps but I'd say Brown.
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    What do you really know about Australia?

    Adam Hills is one of my favorite comedians, so Oz is cool by me. Plus an Aussie mate of mine grew up near this little town in the outback where a load of people ended up on smack, and in a rare show of liberalism the local government effectively stopped enforcing laws against softer drugs...
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    Opinions on the combination of Death Metal and Star Wars?

    Yeah I can dig it, it's pretty good. Not sure what else to say lol.
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    Have you ever bitten - or been bitten by - someone?

    Biting is SEXUAL. That is all. Xx
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    French Man Kills Counter-Strike Rival In Real Life

    Oh my Science... that's pretty fucking crazy.
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    Your Favourite Artists?

    Recently I've really taken to Escher, Picasso and Dalí. Escher for briefly tricking you into thinking that impossible shapes and perspectives are possible. Picasso for the sheer intensity of his images. Dalí because the guy was just hilariously mad and it shows in his work.
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    Genuinely Terrified

    Ditto on The Grudge tbh. It's those unnaturally jerky motions and the death-rattle, something about them really freaks me out. Same reason I god freaked out by Sadako in Ring, it's the way she moves more than anything.
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    Gamers as musicians?

    These past few years I've been keeping myself sane by teaching myself bass - lots of proggy rock and metal stuff. Just got myself a HUGE new amp with my last student loan installment (a totally acceptable use of the money, honest!)and am slowly collecting pedals with the hope of doing some...
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    Most badass soldiers

    Siegfried Sassoon wasn't just a poet, he also went through a phase of leaving the British trenches at night to go on one-man raids on German positions. Hard. Mother. Fucker.
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    Psychadelic?

    They answered your question though. Sometimes hallucinogenic drug use, or any drug use for that matter, is in inspiration for decent music. Sometimes it holds the musicians back. Sometimes it starts out good and goes badly or vice/versa. The connection isn't really the drug use itself so much as...
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    What the hell happened to these bands???

    What about Deathcrush? People told me it was this massively orgasmic black metal album and it's utter shite.
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    What the hell happened to these bands???

    Classic rock doesn't let you down? Have you ever listened to Zeppelin's last album?!?!?!?!?!?!