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    Watch: Halo 5's Opening Cinematic

    Eeez all Michael Bay, yes? (Seriously: this is a pure embodiment of style of substance, all explosions and action and cliche, and little beyond that)
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    8 Gratuitously Awesome Star Wars Starships

    No TIE Defender? For shame: Overpowered to the point of stupidity, this ship is able to take on most capital ships one on one and win in TIE Fighter. Plus, you get to be Darth Vader's wingman in it. How the hell can you possibly forget that?
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    Play First Level of Super Mario 64 in your Browser

    The ROM's, yes, the emulators? I wouldn't think so, since the emulator itself can run homebrew games that aren't illegal.
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    No WTFast, You Can't Bribe Customers For Positive Steam Reviews

    But...but...but...they said I could download more ram!
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    8 Bit Philosophy: Do We Enjoy Being Free? (Sartre + Final Fantasy)

    Well, I mean, they would both have to be big, burly, hairy men with latent homosexual feelings beforehand...
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    Homeworld: Cataclysm - The Real Sequel

    Oh god, that line....just sent chills up my spine. Fuck it, time to go kill some Beast again.
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    Homeworld: Cataclysm - The Real Sequel

    Hit the nail on the head Stew. Cataclysm by and large improved Homeworld as a series. Not having to constantly worry about fuel for my fighters and corvettes was a big change that I REALLY liked. Narratively, and even in the voice acting, it definitely blew Homeworld 2 out of the water...
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    First Star Wars Standalone Called Rogue One, Ep. VIII Release Date Revealed

    Oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please DON'T FUCK THIS UP. This? This right here? This was published when I was 13, about a year after the TIE...
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    Destiny Takes GOTY, Confuses Audience, at This Year's BAFTAs

    ....god damn you Brits must have some really awesome mind-altering substances.
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    House of Cards Season Three Review: Cards Against Humanity

    Homeworld Remastered and House of Cards in the same week? Jesus Christ, I only have so much free time!
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    Don't Just Watch ZP, Play it, in Zero Punctuation: Hatfall it bad if I'm not sure exactly which war-themed hat-simulator we're talking about here?
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    Zero Punctuation: Evolve - One vs Multiplayer

    Really? Damn...I was actually seriously considering that one.
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    Zero Punctuation: Evolve - One vs Multiplayer

    ...holy shit I wasted a lot of time in Mass Effect 3's multiplayer.
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    8 Bit Philosophy: Why do Haters Hate?

    Also liked it. Hope 8-bit philosophy continues on the Escapist.
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    Star Wars: Rogue Squadron 3D - Just Like Beggar's Canyon Back Home

    Lets see here....15 years old, complete nerd with N64....bought it. 31 years old...still a nerd....and bought it again. Along with everything Xwing/TIE Fighter. Some things never change....