Recent content by Death on Trapezoids

When I think about it, pretty much anyone from warhammer 40k would have no trouble with conquering hell. There are so many orks, hell would literally run out of space before all the orks got to fight. Same with the imperial gaurd (and COMMISSAR STEVE), and the tyranids. The necrons are close...

I was playing my PS2 a while ago when my dog ran past, tripped on the controller cord, and yanked the whole thing out of its cubby and down a foot to the floor. The game was scratched beyond repair, but the PS2 still works to this day. Otherwise, I've knocked over my first gen Xbox 360 while...

Nose goes! Otherwise, I dunno, race to my shoe. Oh look, I win. Finally, if he denies those two I would challenge him to a pissing contest, then go home relieved.

First thought: drive by paintballing. Paintballs don't kill, just don't aim for faces or children. A truck/van full of paintballers, in full gear so as not to be recognized, with the plates removed. From out of town, if possible. You can't sue if you can't identify. Second thought...

The sledgehammer from red faction. And I had the super hammer cheat on, so we're talking "playing baseball with cars" powerful. Depending on the type of alien, there's gonna be a lot of snap crackle DEATH going around.

Back in the day, they played real ultimate frisbee.

Oh god, it's like a cross between slenderman and the weeping angels from Doctor Who. Don't blink.

If I am limited to things that are real, I choose the army. However, I would have a high enough position in the army to advise them to use lots and lots of tear gas and/or flashbangs. For myself, I would wield a barrett .50 for range and an AA12 for the closer-up bits. As far as magical...

a pretzel stick is beating its tiny fists on my shoe. STOMPY STOMPY STOMPY

This is what I thought of first, but then I realized that he could make everyone else in the world such an epic asshole that by comparison he would be nice. Or he would transform into friggin godzilla, or Q, or super death jesus 3000... No, I would wish for a portal under my (and only my)...

I always make sure I've got enough medics for my marine pushes in Starcraft 2. I kind of feel bad for them since they're the butt monkeys/cannon fodder of the terran war machine.

So: 50 people who live in europe somplace besides america are bothered enough by regional slang daring enough to differentiate from their understanding of the english language to go whine about it to a news agency. Boo hoo. This is the the lingual equivalent of complaining about shows you...

Depends on the bug. If it's not annoying and not trying to feast upon my tasty, tasty flesh then I'll leave it alone. Main method of disposal for the bad ones is squashing them flat with my mighty finger/palm, with the exception of stink bugs and bugs with stingers. Bees and...

I invented my name in a fit of boredom, determined to come up with one that nobody uses. I just kind of thought "death on wheels" and went from there... Because wheels may get you there faster, but pointy corners hurt way more than smooth edges

Controller maps for most games, most FPSes anyway, are generally very similar, and those that aren't have reconfigurement options. Right trigger shoots, X reloads, and A jumps, etc. You eventually learn these commands on a subconscious level, which helps with immersion and overall skill with...