Recent content by Denny Crane

Simple: British humour is laughing at yourself. American humour is laughing at other people.

I bought mine because I'm a musician and when I gig I use it for lyrics and chord charts. Other than that, I listen to music on it and sometimes read the local rags.

This is what My last couple of paychecks bought me.

Game of Fucking thrones.... People say to me "you should like this because it's got boobs and sex and swords!" So fucking what!? Don't tell me I need to like something and stop trying to get me to like it. Why should I be like every other fucking sheep watching the show (no offence to anyone...

I got fucked up about a year ago at a big party, woke up the next morning and I'd paid off my credit card........

Asteroid. Fast. Simple. Planet destroyed. The End.

Game of Thrones...don't get it...don't want to...wish people would stop trying to make get in to it.

My friends seem to talk about all the freaking time...

Game of Thrones. I don't like it. I can't be the only one... Surly there is another of my kind out there somewhere in the vast vacuum of the universe...

I find them more and more to be boring. Every movie/game/tv show always has the same premise and it's getting really boring.

In Brisbane, Australia. Taxi drivers and people who own expensive or "luxury" cars, it's like they think they have a right to drive like a moron and not indicate....and entre lanes without looking.....

This......soooo much of this is needed right now.

Kilt, no need for any of your silly under garments.

Make lots of monies?

Hmm a lot to think about. Thanks guys. Most of my work is up here. https://www.etsy.com/au/shop/vandenHoorn