Recent content by Garrett

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    Zero Punctuation: Batman: Arkham Knight - Being Rich Is a Super Power

    I'll have to disagree here. The story started strong and was going strong for quite a bit of time, that's true. I was actually quite hopeful about this story and impressed with Rocksteady but in the end they didn't have the balls to go through with what they started. At the point when you learn...
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    #019: Faint Praise

    Hey, welcome to the club Erin...
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    Zero Punctuation: Dying Light - Yay, More Zombies

    I'm not tired of zombie games and market isn't oversaturated with them. What I'm tired of and what's market oversaturated with are BAD zombie games. This one doesn't seem to be bad but it's not that good either. The GOOD zombie games are: - Resident Evil 0, 1(&Remake), 2, 3, CV. - Dead Rising...
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    Zero Punctuation: Top 5 Games of 2014

    Hmm, completely forgot Shovel Knight was released this year. Definitely my GOTY. I really liked new Wolfenstein too and I generally don't like FPS games. Still have to play Shadow of Mordor. Didn't like Alien Isolation. Doing a simple sentry out of an Alien is a travesty if you ask me. Sure it...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Evil Within - As Bad as Bad Horror Games Can Get

    The tank controls are not part of the controls, they ARE the controls. And like I said, I don't mind them when they are used in proper places and that is static camera environment. They really don't work TPS even if I personally don't have problems with them, they just plainly don't fit and...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Evil Within - As Bad as Bad Horror Games Can Get

    Except that CV didn't take a piss off of entire series storyline. I admit I didn't like natural virus introduced by it and bringing back Wesker as superhuman. But at least it was still RE storyline. You were fighting umbrella and the game happened within same year as first 3 games. And its...
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    New Robocop Trailer: Addressing the Needs Of a "Robophobic" America

    Nope, still going to suck major balls. It may not make me weep for humanity and scream curses at Hollywood but it'll still be a profanity. I don't get it. Why do all those corporations need to piss on what is good? Why is it so hard to change the goddamn title? In majority of cases they won't...
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    Capcom Giving Away Ducktales: Remastered Press Kits

    They should give one kit to this guy. <youtube=Nhy2aNEPshw>
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    Angry mom sends letter to family of autistic child telling them to have him euthanized.

    Humans are cruel animals, very cruel. On one hand, we have people, capable people, that botched they luck throw in life and due to it were pushed (well, technically they were pushed by us) into comitting crime (say, stole food because they were hungry) when all they needed was just a bit of...
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    Crazy realism ideas for GTA V

    The fuel thing would be nice, I always wanted fuel in GTA even if it was just for the sake of being there like in Mafia. Except for one mission in Extreme mode where you were leaking fuel you pretty much never had to refill yourself. But still, it was nice addition. But one thing that they...
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    Poll: The latest Thief game, reactions?

    The problem is, this is not a Thief game and they're calling it Thief while sticking a "reboot" sticker next to it. Just because it's a reboot, doesn't mean you can throw everything out the window and start anew. Oh, excuse me, almost everything but hooded dude with a bow, crawling in the...
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    Tabletop games: Why are they fun?

    I'd say the problem is you. No, not your friends, not games but you. If you took similar attitude while trying out those games as you take responding here (short answers, generally unimpressed attitude, feeling of "I'm right you're wrong") then it's no wonder they ganged up on you. If they had...
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    Waiting two hours for somebody

    You know, asking her out doesn't break her concept of "males and females can't be freinds". Because lovers can be friends. In fact I'd say it's rather desirable for lovers to be also friends (make sure to tell her that if she doesn't know yet). That's one. Two, do you think a simple question of...
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    Neon Genesis Evangelion

    It's actually my favourite anime so f*ck you :P Whether it's brilliant or not I don't care. I love it and that's all that matters. Captcha: love is blind F*ck you too captcha...
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    Neon Genesis Evangelion

    See, this is why there is no such thing as objectively good/bad. Because I don't think those monologues are boring, I don't think storytelling is bad and incoherent, everything made sense to me and while I too don't remember it perfectly I don't think there were imoprtant things left...