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    Worst Names in History

    Hugh Jass? I met a kid named Arthur King. Also Marol Brando Smith.
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    Zero Punctuation: Prince of Persia Retrospective

    Just because he LOVED Killer 7 doesn't mean it made it to the top 5. Also, was that pistachio pudding? If it was, I wasn't going to eat it anyway.
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    Zero Punctuation: Ninja Gaiden 2

    Well, it's hard to NOT rag on the gaming industry these days.
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    The Elder Scrolls 5. what do you want to see?

    Something I'd like to see in the next game is how the Lore is handled, if it's fixed again or if they decide to break it further. I'd post some examples, but I'd need some pretty huge spoiler tags for it.
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    Zero Punctuation: Ninja Gaiden 2

    Well, I'm sure if someone told you that you could make more money by doing something you're good at already and maybe changing something about it, you'd jump on it. He's not selling himself out until he starts appearing on random commercials. I've watched the earlier reviews and noticed the...
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    Best Firefly Quotes

    Saffron: He's my husband. Mal: Well who in the damn galaxy ain't?! Monty: I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
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    Best Firefly Quotes

    Mal: Jayne. Go play with your rain-stick. Simon: You know, these are better than the [I can't remember the last name]'s berries. River: They are. Except they're poisoned.
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    Georgia and Russia on Brink of War

    In my half asleep state, I heard my brother talking to one of his friends about this over the phone. I thought he was talking about a book he'd read or a story he was writing. I had NO IDEA this was actually happening. Frickin' wars.
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    Corporate copyright BS is getting annoying

    Every corporation will do anything they can to make money. So, I suggest you start digging so you can get some dirt on them and shut it down if you want to watch the Olympic in a timely fashion.
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    Zero Punctuation: Ninja Gaiden 2

    Man, I dunno about Pirates. I think it may be a stalemate unless the ninja in question is Dr. Mcninja. But, that's just me. Anyway... [insert usual positive fandom noise here]! ... I can't really think of anything original to say.
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    Zero Punctuation: The E3 Trailer Park

    Hey dude, I'm all for consoles, it's just that some games are better for PC and some are better for console. And again, I liked Oblivion. I liked it a lot, but I don't think it's "light years" ahead of Morrowind or Daggerfall in anything except graphics.
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    Shut your $%#@&* hole!

    I wanted to say "Go Team Retard" a lot while working at the fast food place at which I was previously employed. So many stupid co-workers there. I also find that I wish I had "stonking great tits." It's kinda freaky that I think of my chest in those terms.
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    Habits you've developed...

    I do any of the following for pretty much any reason: -Rub my eyebrows (they're just so soft). -Pace a bit while standing and talking. -Jig my leg while sitting. -Touch my lips. -Run my fingertips around my knuckles. -I sing at random intervals.
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    Zero Punctuation: The E3 Trailer Park

    Well, that second part about sequels was meant more for Stabby Joe. I probably should've made that more clear.
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    Zero Punctuation: The E3 Trailer Park

    I dunno. I thought Oblivion was great. It's only as piss poor as you make it. Granted... I wouldn't be saying this about Oblivion except for Shivering Isle, but that's neither here nor there. Also, keep in mind that Oblivion is in NO WAY a sequel to Morrowind, just as Morrowind is not a...