Recent content by HarmanSmith

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    Diablo III Open Beta Weekend

    http://us.battle.net/d3/en/blog/4963739/Diablo%C2%AE_III_Open_Beta_Weekend-4_19_2012 Like many of you, I was not among the chosen few to receive a Diablo III beta key. Nevertheless, I held out hope that by some miracle I would get access to the beta and play the game for myself...
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    Weaponize Your Offspring in Conception: Please Deliver My Child

    I get the feeling this is the kind of game Sander Cohen would make if he were real. Say what you want about Rapture, in a place without any concept of political correctness, the video games would certainly be interesting.
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    Alan Wake's American Nightmare Review

    I was waiting for the part where Alan got his hand cut off and replaced it with a chainsaw. Oh well, I'll just have to wait until next time for Alan Wake: Army of Darkness.
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    Time War: History Gets Torn a New One (Interest Check)

    I'm not sure how set you are on the rules, but I have a few ideas you can play around with. Since part of your hook is how little things can have huge effects on an outcome, I think it would be pretty fun to base the game mechanics around that. Basically, players take turns altering some part...
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    Time War: History Gets Torn a New One (Interest Check)

    I came hoping for a Doctor Who thread, but this works too. The premise is certainly interesting in theory, but I don't see any way it could be played out in practice. The first and most obvious question is why either party would bother with anything other than trying to kill the other one's...
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    Pokemon Grey

    The ".5 edition" is part of the formula by now. I would be more surprised if there wasn't a Pokemon Grey. What has me intrigued is the next announced Pokemon game: http://www.joystiq.com/2011/12/17/new-pokemon-game-is-a-nobunagas-ambition-crossover-really/ I never saw this coming. I still...
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    Catherine Review

    From the perspective of somebody who has actually bought and made it about halfway through the game... The real hook behind Catherine's story is that it was designed for MATURE audiences. Not Mortal Kombat/Call of Duty mature, but grown-up, paying your own bills, balancing your checkbook...
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    Electric Fists Are The Future Of Law Enforcement

    Anybody else getting a Crimson Viper vibe right about now? I know I am.
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    The zombie rules: let's finally establish them.

    Zombies are slow, while infected are fast. That, in my opinion, is how the undead should be categorized.
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    What Anime would Duke Nukem watch?

    Gurren Lagann. Duke and Kamina would be best friends. It's also the manliest thing ever. Right next to a bacon AK-47 with tits that's on fire.
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    Daily Mail Voices Concern Over "Ultra-Violent" Modern Warfare 3

    Wait a minute, there's a war going on in four different countries at the same time? How big is Russia's army that they can fight in four places at once? I couldn't care less about the game's nonexistent objectionable content; the story is way out of hand.
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    Psychology Study Blames Games for Aggressive Behavior

    I think the scientists should be more concerned with sports increasing aggression. Hell, in football you're encouraged to be violent towards the other team, but you don't see parents up in arms over that. It's a double-standard.
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    This is Minecraft; This is Minecraft on Drugs

    Dear God, it's that topsy-turvy room in the Forest Temple all over again.
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    Ubisoft Making Assassin's Creed, Ghost Recon and Splinter Cell Movies

    I swear to god, if Uwe Boll gets anywhere near these movies...
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    Preorders you regret.

    I pre-ordered Alone in the Dark for Wii. That was a mistake. For some reason, I genuinely thought it would be good game. I mean, the first one was great... Yeah... it was shit.