Recent content by HT_Black

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    What is the Worst, most pointless thread you've seen on the Escapist?

    If I see religion mentioned anywhere in the first five posts, I drop it like a rabid weasel and run for the hills. No good ever comes from mentioning that particular topic, favorably or disdainfully, on this forum. I think it goes without saying that I avoid the R&P board.
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    Snuff Films Legal, Nude teens Illegal? What's up with that?

    I'm pretty sure you get your ass thrown in jail for that...
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    Poll: Infinity Ward screws over PC gamers, AGAIN.

    You remind me of this guy. In other news, my opinion of MW3 remains completely unchanged by this news, thanks for bringing it up I suppose.
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    Poll: Altair or Ezio?

    Altair, most definitely. Just thought he was a better character, honestly.
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    Hey the escapist made it to cracked

    Blegh. I knew I was forgetting something.
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    Hey the escapist made it to cracked

    Hm. Not bad, fairly accurate, but you need more Imperial Manticores on pool floats. And there's also a variable chance that the user in question will simply say "Fuck this noise" and find a different board instead of raging against the mods/getting banned.
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    Hey the escapist made it to cracked

    X isn't X. Thus, I'm a penguin.
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    Hey the escapist made it to cracked

    So, first things first: We were the only guys who didn't invoke Godwin's law. Yay. Secondly: 0.999...=X X=0.999... 0.999...=0.999 X=X BUT. 0.999...=1 0.999=X=1=X Thus, X=/=X. In conclusion: For some reason writing that out made me laugh like a maniac. That's not a good sign.
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    Your best roll in D&D or a D&D game

    I saw a friend roll all 18s. It was the first character he'd ever made, by the way. And we do point-buy in my party, so I've got none of my own.
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    Arrested Development Gets New Season and Movie

    My...my god. I...I don't know what to say! This is worthy of dancing in the streets, I tell you!
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    Games that Actually Scared You

    Metro 2033 and Arkham Asylum, to a suprising degree. Also, Alan Wake and Dead Money. Amnesia and Condemned go without saying.
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    The Happiest Lyrics/ Song You've ever heard...

    The doctor sends her underpants and wine. And when he says they're working on a baby every night, he doesn't mean in a test tube. I'm telling you, it's about how the dad is either too stupid to realize it or in denial about Betty cheating on him with Dr. Martin. Also, here's a video for you...
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    The Happiest Lyrics/ Song You've ever heard...

    Uh...Soterios Johnson and First of May I understand, but you realize that "Betty and Me" is about a guy in denial about his wife's affair with the Doctor, right?
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    The Happiest Lyrics/ Song You've ever heard...

    Watch very carefully. This video may just change your life.
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    The most obscure game you own.

    Geneforge. If you have even heard of that game before now you deserve props, let alone playing it.