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    Elder scrolls religion

    In Oblivion, I was totally for all the Daedric princes, because the Nine Divines are boring. But Daedra? They're never boring. In Skyrim, however, I'm supporting Talos worship, because I hate the Thalmor.
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    LucasFilms Confirms adding "NOOOOOO!" to Return of the Jedi

    Exactly. It doesn't need to be recut. The fact that he stands there watching for a moment is all that's needed to let the audience know what's going on inside his head. Saying "NOOOO" or adding snippets from other movies is completely uneccesary. Unless you were mocking old Georgie.
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    Who is your favorite YouTube gamer?

    Youtube exclusive? Probably Novawar, from the Starcraft II casting team of LAGTV. He's mostly there to anchor MaximusBlack's craziness, but I prefer his solo casts more. If they can do mainly other stuff that's exported to Youtube, then Day[9].
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    Serious Sam 3 Gets a Release Date and a Serious - UPDATED

    Great. I go for almost two years, with no games coming out that I really wanted besides Portal and SC2, and now ALL of the games I want are coming out this fall. It's ridiculous. I haven't even had time for Deus Ex yet, then Serious Sam, then Skyrim, The Old Republic... on top of college.
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    Minecraft Developer Cranks Out Quickie Dungeon Crawler

    I got pretty far, but I died in the crypts, the dark room with all those frozen ghosts, and I guess the ghost boss.
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    If knocking on doors was made illegal, how would you alert the householder of your presence?

    Most of my friends are RTS nerds, so I'd shout "Our buildings are under attack!" while smashing the door frame with whatever crap they've got out on their porch.
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    Supersize me or how to kill yourself with food

    I'm pissed off at her. Really. I can stand when people are a little bit selfish, but that... is breaking the line. 21 thousand Calories a day? That could feed ten (Adult, healthy) men! What about problems like food shortages in other parts of the world? I think this pisses me off more than...
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    Poll: If God had a nationality, what would it be?

    God's a Jew. If we're talking Christian/Hebrew God, then man was created in God's image, and God's chosen people are Jews. Or they were, before Jesus (who was also a Jew, and his son).
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    So. 90 days til Skyrim launches. What will you do first?

    After rolling either a Nord or Dark Elf, I've probably go steal some shit. For some bizarre reason, I can't help but steal when I'm playing TES, but in Fallout I never steal. It's so weird...
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    Is it normal to rage at Fallout 3 ??

    Huh. I really liked Fallout 3. I played the Steam GOTY edition, so although it crashed a few times, any levels I had to redo were because I wasn't saving often enough. The combat is fun, and most of the missions were interesting enough for me to WANT to do them. I may have raged at one or two...
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    Last Game You Bought, Next Game You're (ideally) Getting

    Last game(s) that I bought was the Humble Indie Bundle #3. I haven't even had a chance to play the HIB #2 that they gave to me later, much less any of the other ones. Possibly the 2nd best $7.00 purchase I've ever made (#1 was Oblivion GOTY on sale on Steam). Hopefully, I'll be...
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    You are killed by the last weapon you used in the last game you played.

    I am crushed to death by a giant rock. I was playing the starting levels from Hammerfight, so you only have a rock on a chain for forever.
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    What are some reasons for COD4 being better than MW2?

    Honestly, CoD4 stands on my list of top ten video games. MW2 stands on my list of things less lovable then a brain aneurysm. It's just behind terminal colon cancer, yet just ahead of malaria. CoD4's story was beautiful to play. The really epic parts were counter balanced by slower, more...
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    Minecraft Middle-Earth Will Melt Your Mind

    How big is that file? That save file must be huge if it takes 12 hours to walk it all. And I have trouble believing that it's 1:4 ration in between landmarks. Like someone else said, it would take months to walk most of that distance (the entire trilogy took place over a year's time)
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    Artist Harvests Flesh-Eating Power Of Fungus In A Corpse Suit

    I hate mushrooms (eating them, at least), so I'm not thrilled about the idea of them eating me after I die. I'll pass, but I still don't want to be embalmed when I die. Just let me go, thank you very much.