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    Escape to the Movies: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

    I'm not trolling. Mitchell and Webb star in it but it's written by Armstrong and Miller. They're also the head writers on Peep Show. They all used to be in the same comedy troupe so they're used to writing characters and stories specifically with Mitchell and Webb in mind, so they collaborate alot.
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    Escape to the Movies: The Incredible Burt Wonderstone

    I was about to recommend that film myself. Pretty much everything written by Armstrong and Miller is solid black comedy gold.
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    What If a Fantasy Game Took Place In the Modern Day

    Shadowrun's backstory has fantasy races reemerging in the modern world around the year 2000 (though the game itself is set in the future) It's all fluff but it's got some pretty cool ideas, like elves completely taking over the entertainment industry with their natural magic glamour aura, troll...
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    Best "Villains in Name Only"?

    I'm very partial to Caesar in Fallout New Vegas. Pretty much everything evil about the Legion can not just be justified but actually constructed into a positive. The rampant misogynyn actually keeps the women and children better protected than equal rights ever would, because anyone intent on...
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    I am a harsher critic for games that I like than the ones that I do not.

    I don't think that's being more critical. It's just that you spend alot more time with games you enjoy so you're able to discuss them more than games you hated and have already forgotten or are trying to forget.
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    What would you call your own autobiography?

    And That's Why I Drink.
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    Have you ever posed as a girl in a MMORPG?

    I have no problem playing or even role-playing as female characters in online games, but whenever someone asks if I have a penis I say yes.
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    Badass Tank with lady parts

    Bioware is generally pretty good about these. Bastila always ended up being the best close quarters fighter in my party in KOTOR, Ashley in Mass Effect has the highest pure combat stats next only to Wrex and your main party member if you wanna wreck some serious shit in Jade Empire is Chai Ka...
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    Food you DO like, but others do not.

    I think I'm the only person in the world who enjoys the MacDonald's filet-a-fish sandwhich. I absolutely detest all other MacDonald's food and pretty much only ever go there late at night when I'm with friends and there's nothing else near by, but I really like the taste of fish finger with that...
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    Trailers: Injustice: Gods Among Us - Green Arrow Gameplay Trailer

    Gameplay still looks underwhelming. Also, is it just me, or are like half the characters in this game Batman spin-offs?
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    Senate Candidate Attacked Over World of Warcraft

    Is this actually allowed? I always thought that there was some law that prohibits political campaigns from directly mentioning an opposing party or any specific members of said party by name or show their faces in adverts without their consent.
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    Poll: Did you take time off of work/school when your pet died?

    I've seen 3 of my family's cats die so far, but it has never really hit me. I mean I didn't want them dead or anything, but they were just pets.
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    Steam Opens Left 4 Dead 2 to User-Made Content

    Awesome, can't wait for someone to make a zombie mod.
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    Games you ended up liking a lot more on your second playthrough. Or my thoughts on New Vegas.

    Mass Effect 1. I couldn't even finish it on my first run because it was so boring. The story was dumb, the shooting was tedious and apart from Garrus not one of the characters were any likable to me. After finishing Mass Effect 2 I felt compelled to play it again just for completion's sake and...
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    Sell me on/ Give me a reason to buy/ Dedicate my life to Barbie Horse Adventures: Mystery Ride

    I don't know, I don't really get the fascination with the BHA series. Modern realistic horse simulators don't really do it for me, I'm more into classic style ones with unicorns and stuff. Secrets of the Magic Crystal is a good throwback to that era but with a modern touch, it still has the...