Recent content by Lord Hattie

I gotta say, I love the Warhammer 40k Adeptus Astartes, in particular the Space Wolves, and the Black Templar. But even more than them, and they aren't space marines, so they don't really count, I love the Imperial Guard. Why? Because they have Commissar Caiphas Cain: HERO OF THE IMPERIUM.

Caiaphas Cain: HERO OF THE IMPERIUM. I could see how it could be a very good game, but also a very bad one.

I click after random sentences. I think it comes from watching too much Boston Legal. I also always have to be doing something, anything with my hands. I fiddle.

I'm going for the "Head in a Jar" route. Then, my plans for immortality begin.

Well, my first thought was the Portal gun, which I would still want, but... I want a Giant Robot. Ideally, MEGAS XLR. But I dunno if there's a game of that. So if there isn't, I want the portal gun. Because I could make a portal onto a plane, and then wait till it lands, then make the other...

As soon as I saw that she was doing this to get her way through college, I thought "Wow, new spin on it." Then I saw that she was doing it for Women's Studies. I broke out laughing. Then wondered what women's studies actually were. But I detect a social experiment or a basis of an essay here.

Okay, I'm not afraid of heights, or open spaces. However, I am afraid of high, open spaces. Or, rather, falling off them. I can do fine in a really tall building as long as there is visibly something there to stop me from falling off, preferably taller than me, and if I'm on the ground, no...

I think it looked... Alright, at best. I'll probably rent it when it comes out.

I would be The Hatmaster! My powers would all be tied to my various hats, including my Top Hat, which makes me bullet proof, my Fedora, which makes me incredibly strong, my Trilby, which would make me very nimble and agile, and my Bowler, which would make me fade into the background, and...

In this order: "Do not make out with her, you're being a pressuring dick", "If you do, don't get paranoid and ignore her afterwards, you lose a lot of friends and get emotionally bullied by two girls full of misplaced righteousness," "Don't get involved with Julia, she'll break your...