Recent content by Mannayz

Getting riddled by hundreds of shots from several gods. Yep, totally played Realm of the Mad God. At least death would be quick and probably painless. Well, at least it's probably better than getting eaten by a god that judges the entire planet.

Hmmm... Senseless violence? I'm all for it. But this is one movie that, after watching it, I'll probably have to soak myself for eight hours in some sort of industrial strength cleaner. And then question why the hell I enjoyed it so much. And if the answer is 'Because everyone dies! Isn't it...

I don't really have friends on here, but I do recognize some familiar faces. I just pop on The Escapist and sometimes hit up the chat, but not often enough to consider myself a regular. Even though I've been here awhile. While we're at it, I might as well introduce myself. Again. I'm just...

I'm so perverted that they've actually had to add an entirely new section to Hell just for someone like me. I terrify Satan himself with my perverse thoughts. Maybe that's why the new section has forty-foot thick concrete walls...

AHAHAHA! The joke's on you, because I actually AM a virgin! GWAHAHAHA! Heheheh... *sniff* foreveralone.jpg But in all seriousness, I'd rather have the experience with another curious, 'untainted' individual. If I'm gonna look like a total idiot boning someone, might as well do it...

Watching the trailer, I was all, 'Frikkin' sa-weet! I can't wait to play this game! More guns! More classy madness! More comic-book art style! More annoying Clap-Trap! More trash bin worlds! More-' Then I heard the dubstep and sat in my seat with an absolute look of disgust on my face and...

What have I learned from the grim truth of the internet? We're all going to hell. Very quickly. In a handbasket. Made of needles. I'll see y'all there. And it will be creepy and hilarious.

Strangely enough, listening to a lot of 80's metal and rock makes me feel old. I grew up on listening to that music. And I was born in '89. Seriously, how the hell does that work?

While I will spend the first few hours of that day working at an office supply store, the rest of the day will be spent doing pretty much nothing. I COULD do something that day... like drinking heavily, playing video games, calling up a prostitute, learning the art of pyromania, smacking...

Right now? Faffing about, working at an extremely boring part-time job at an office supply store, playing a lot of video games (sort of), and REALLY thinking about pursuing some sort of hobby but totally lack motivation to do anything. All while taking up residence in my sister's tiny apartment...

I'm generally happy that I get to be a loner and do what the hell I want than rather dedicate my time to a single person who has a significant part in my life. Yet, even though I'm a heartless cynic, there is an extremely minuscule part of me that would like to feel what it's like to feel a...

I'm a heterosexual, but I'm Canadian inclined.

Close, but not quite. 'Entertainment junkie', 'vacations on the beach', and 'living on the edge' aren't exactly my things.

A sentient, mobile, somewhat angry jar of mayonnaise. With guns, porn, and Motley Crue in hammer space. Traveling through space and time. On a magic motorcycle. With a tasty Slim Jim in my mouth as if it were a cigarette. I would feel like a brand new man. Er, jar of mayo.

'Fuck' is an amazingly versatile word, so I use it like I use a George Foreman grill to make grilled-cheese sandwiches. Which, is to say, quite often, but only until I run out of cheese. So I have to control my grilling cheese madness to make it last, otherwise it'll become a mundane meal...