Recent content by Meliz

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    Best NPC line ever said

    some old PS1 rpg. French, i think. (looking down on old man and you) old man: here's a hint for you! press triangle to go into your item screen. you: triangle? what are you talking about, crazy old man? old man: i wasn't talking to you! that's who i was talking to! (pointing to the screen)...
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    What is the weirdest thing a boy/girl said to you?

    this girl i knew once told me (though not specifically me, i was just the only one around and she just thought of it aloud) that she really needed to go "manually facilitate". you know. with the hand and the "if you're doing it wrong you get a sore wrist because of it" stuff. It also meant, what...
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    Poll: Best Animated comedy

    it used to be. now it's been done to death and they're still doing it. best animated comedy - does that mean the comedy which has the best animation or the animated comedy which is better than all the other animated comedies? Jake's Booty Call. meh.
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    Name For My New Website? Need Some Ideas.

    serious suggestion: TLDR.com would especially be funny if all your news and reviews were really freakin' long.
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    When was your first crush?

    i dunno. i'm constantly in a state of crush, with one thing or another. sometimes i feel like max with no sam, or desire to walk in one's shadow. i like your question, though.
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    Poll: 3rd person or 1st person? (getting to choose)

    vampire: the masquerade bloodlines thus, your claim has been refuted.
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    Guns jamming in video games

    if there's guns jamming in Duke Nuker Forever, i'm killing everyone in this thread for having brought up the idea. the Duke never fails. on a serious note, Resident Evil, tons of zombies, dead end in an alleyway, tons of zombies, and your handgun jams. they shouldn't only input guns...
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    The Top Ten Hardest Game Characters

    never seen the duke without his shades. even in SPACE!
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    The Top Ten Hardest Game Characters

    Wow, yeah, good for that. I really hate that Satin.
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    The Top Ten Hardest Game Characters

    i tried to top ten but i'm afraid all i can say is duke nukem number one
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    Games you wonder if anyone else has played...

    rudra no hihou
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    Zero Punctuation: Painkiller

    loved it. noticable he picked the game himself instead of being forced to do a game (like brawl).
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    Your funeral song?

    i just thought of something. have a mate do a speech, then at the end, the pastor would take the stage and randomly throw in "he's not really dead, this is all a set up to fool people about his secret identity. he's actually..." (leans forward) "... a power ranger." and then we'd play the...
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    You do it because you can.

    any GTA for ps2. climb in the back of a truck, like a bobcat, and although you slide around, there's a cabin in the back where you're pretty well contained, you crouch, and first person people and drivers. the guy in the car youo're hitching in thinks he's being shot at and starts driving like...
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    Your funeral song?

    someone has to give a speech about me, a serious one, and then speakers ligned in the coffin should play the "final fantasy fanfare" right afterwards. And when my coffin is carried outside they should play the E3 2001 Duke Nukem Forever Theme which you can find on the 3D Realms site. awesome...