Recent content by Mortars

Well, I was going to say some of the cheats for Starcraft, since it's the only game I sucked so hard at that I needed cheats, but I seem to have been ninja'd.

Most of the time, me and my friends just say whatever meme fits the situation. Although once, in class all of us were sitting still and doing what we were supposed to do, when suddenly my (anonymous) friend shouts out "KOBOLD!", and we all start saying "Kobold" until the teacher shuts us up...

A swinub hat would be great in the winter. And a coat made out of mareep wool would probably be even better.

I shed a tiny little tear when I saw the pics of the new murloc and kobold models. They look awesome but they will never be the same :( Party on kobolds, party on...

Now that I finally went from a Mac to a gaming PC, I get this. Great news for Mac users though :D

"Kickin´ names and taking ass." -Roamin the paladin in the Unforgotten Realms movie from the year 2034.

HAH! I have no idea what that means, so it didn´t get spoiled. :D

Tine Melk FTW!!

It would probably be when i leveled my shaman in WoW to 75 and learned the spell "Lava Burst". At the time I didn´t know what it did, so I found a cow and started casting. The rest of the evening was spent running around blowing up critters.

Duuuuuuuuude... That was some totally epic shit right there. I´d say I´m lvl 16-ish

There, I fixed it for you. :D

Science damn you, Zimbabwe!

The last 30 seconds were pure win, and I really hope the American Army will send all the huntards on a suicide mission to Afghanistan so we won´t have to play with them anymore.

o/