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    Who would you cast as the twelth doctor?

    Richard Hammond. He pulls of an amazing documentary dialogue, looks great in a trenchcoat and...Well... he's just perfect, he's quirky, educated, funny and dynamic.
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    How can I watch Ponies and keep a clean conscience?

    Theme music for any pony thread. Because ponies
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    How can I watch Ponies and keep a clean conscience?

    Oh, I have something perfect to add to this. Nothing says drunken forum fun like horrifically abusing stock images! So I drew up a Mad Libs a while ago: Anyone fancy a little horrific abuse of context and word balloons?
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    Write a poem

    Roses are grey Violets are grey I suck at poetry And am colourblind Roses are red Violets are red The gardens on fire I think the neighbours are dead
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    Favorite fight in Dragon Ball Z?

    I WOULD like to add the qualifier that I enjoyed some of the original Dragon Ball (Not Z) episodes, especially the competition battles, but I found that Dragon Ball Z consisted of plots more belonging to soap operas and, seriously, any non-anime would use that much plot in a single episode...
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    Favorite fight in Dragon Ball Z?

    The one at the end. You know. When it ended.
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    How do you deal with assholes?

    By hoping to god that I'm not the ass-hole in any given situation. Never ever dig yourself a hole in which if the situation gets reversed because you were in fact at fault you're behaviour until that moment of realisation is going to really catch up to you. Laser. Guided. Karma.
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    Porn at work.

    Jangles bangles banana-fana fo-fangles ja-ja-ja jangles; TATTY BO JANGLES! BO-JANG-GLES? BO-JANG-GLES? SAW 'EM, HASH(TAG) THEM STICK 'EM ON YOU-TOOB! SAW 'EM, HASH(TAG) THEM, STICK 'EM ON YOU TOOB! BO JANG GLES! This musical presentation brought to you by Tatty brand Bojangles...
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    Prove to me that your are indestructible

    I am immortal through my art and words and because of Chaos theory my actions will live on! I am destructable though...
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    NERD JOKES! 8D

    Is the element Silicone the same in Spanish? Si! What about Sodium? Na...
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    Wall Street protests

    Haven't even heard of it. Link to any articles at all?
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    Spock Vs. Ryan

    Do we turn to "The needs o the many outweigh the needs of the few" or Bioshocks: Don't feed the parasites? Who do the fanboys support more? Which ideal better suits you? And who would win in a fight (Nerve pinch or a good old Spliced Putter swing) between the pair? If they met...
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    Poll: Kid Banned From Scoring For Being Too Awsome

    Hey, great idea: Spock Vs. Andrew Ryan, who would win? I think that's actually thread worthy.
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    Poll: Kid Banned From Scoring For Being Too Awsome

    ONE: They're really young TWO: They're still guaranteed to win with him, it just gives the other kids a chance THREE: By the time the rule gets enforced (14 point lead) they haven't limited the kid any, Spock take it from here:
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    Ways to deal with overpopulation

    Hunt obese people. Kill two metaphorical birds with one literal stone. What? They taste like high quality pork? Ask 1930's Germans -Invokes Godwins law accidently-