Recent content by Muffinthraka

I've got a degree now, but I'm still pissed off that I HAD to do French and Design Technology for my GCSEs. They were both my lowest grades (a D and an E). I would have taken History and Geography instead.

"You probably want room 7" or "Where's the rat, I wanna see the raaaat!"

I realise the title is a little ambiguous so let me explain: Aaaaaaargh QTEs, I hate QTEs! I hated Fahrenheit for it, I even created a thread about it. Now Patapon, on the other hand is a rhythm action game, completely different... Uh oh. So Patapon has forced me to evaluate the...

I have a part-time job as a School Crossing Patroller (read: Lollipop Man). I have been unemployed for two years so i took it to prove to the job centre I can work but can't find full time employment. I get no extra money for doing this job, any money I earn is taken off of my JSA. It's one of...

A friend of mine recommended zero punctuation after I talked to her about AVGN and Playitbogart..

Today I was playing Altitude. I couldn't work out why my ping was so bad, I kept getting kicked. Yesterday i was unable to connect at all so I thought it might be the same problem. I alt-tabbed out, only to realise I had a video loading in the background (Cracked.com's "If Starcraft was even...

This article is not as interesting as I thought it would be. I was thinking "Paracetamol vs Ibuprofen! Fight!"

29 hours left http://twitter.com/JadusableBen

132, all from the group I joined, I read any new messages.

"I like my women like I like my wine. Light and bubbly and straight from the bottle!!!" Aaaaaaaand I'm back in the skip.

"Got any raisens? No? How about a date?" And I wake up in a skip

This could be very dangerous

I graduated from uni in May 2008 and have been unemployed since then. I started a job last week as a school crossing guy. It's only 5 hours a week, but it is a job. I left uni just as the recession started, so the last couple of years have been difficult.

I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. In my case I have two giant Ingram 98 revolvers, great! Except... I may struggle to actually lift them.

Exhiliration, whether it be from Nemesis Inferno, riding my bike downhill at full pelt or playing "The Pillar of Autumn" in Halo.