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    Unless

    People on one side of a wall like their toast butter side up, while the other side likes butter side down (fucking weirdos). Both sides don't want the other side corrupting their side, so one side starts off by sending a guard with nothing. Other side sends a guard with a rock to throw. First...
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    Can't get on reddit

    I haven't been able to get on reddit for about a week now. The page shows up fine for about thirty seconds and then dies. I can't get on any subreddits or anything reddit related. I'm on chrome and have some extensions running in the background so maybe some of those are causing it. Has...
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    The most bullcrap boss/es.

    This. Seriously, fuck Ornstein. Fucker kept attacking me through Smough and I could barely get a hit in without getting hit myself.
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    MovieBob: Intermission: Oh, Behave!

    I used to be an usher and people would ignore the fuck out of that. We had signs on the fucking door and those retards could not understand "Let the ushers clean the goddamn theaters before you sit down." Then all of a sudden it was our fault because they missed the three signs entering the...
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    No matter how open-minded...

    I'm a janitor and I cannot wrap my head around how lazy some people are. There are plenty of garbage cans on your way out of the theater, most within five feet of the door you're coming out of. Pick up your goddamn bag of popcorn and soda and carry them out. Same with bathrooms. Also the napkins...
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    Yay Web Comics!

    DM of the Rings every once in a while Penny Arcade xkcd Looking for Group Dr. McNinja Boxer Hockey The Oatmeal (sort of counts) The Meek VGCats Romantically Apocalyptic And I'm kind of reading Gunnerkrigg Court
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    Anyone find AC Revelations Boring?

    I loved the game, but I will agree that it was short, the den defense was annoying, and the bombs kind of made the game really easy. I'm also having a hard time going back and getting everything, something I've done since the second one. Although I really loved the hookblade and double climb...
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    FOS RO DAH! meme

    I wish I could combine it with the Diouf Trips Meme [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/diouf-trips], but I am not able to use any picture editing software yet.
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    Cheer me up

    Alrighty, let's see what I've collected in my Favorites. Hope you find something that you enjoy.
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    Most memorable opening line in a game

    Really. Really. The only one I could think of and you have to steal it. Fine, I'll go with Bioshock and Andrew Ryan's whole, I chose Rapture bit. Great start to a great game.
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    Sins of Solar Empire, any good?

    Yes. I got lucky and found it at a thrift store for 99 cents.
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    Riding Unicorns

    I'll just take the Ezio approach and gather three or four young maidens so I can blend in, sneak up, and jump on. And then get bucked and gored. Again, worth it.
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    Riding Unicorns

    What kind of unicorns are we talking about riding here? The badass medieval ones that gored everything and anything in their path and could only be calmed down by topless virgins or the multicolored singing magical ones? Cause I'd want to take a ride on the former any day. And probably get...
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    If your avatar was a tattoo on your cheek...

    Maybe tone it down to just the calipers, but I'm fine with it.
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    Why do you hate Skyrim?

    Because it will probably take a year to a year and a half for all the DLC to come out and for Bethesda to make a GOTYEdition. Bunch of jerks.[/kidding]