Recent content by Patzilla

You might have difficulty breathing after this.

I'm just going to leave this here... This may just be a coincidence, either way, your welcome.

I was pretty upset when I discovered that Brian Jacques, author of the Redwall series, died back in February. I'm a big fan of the Redwall series and was sad to see them go, too.

My Xbox was hacked recently, lost £1.36 on... *shudders* FIFA 11. Luckily I got my account back with my money refunded. Apparently it was linked to the PSN hack, where they got my hotmail address through my PSN account which I never use. All passwords changed into something more difficult

What's brown and sticky? ...a stick. >_>

Definitely the Redwall series. If I had to pick one I'd pick Mossflower. Brian Jacques was a genius. RIP.

"Even then I was suspicious of their instant friendliness, fixed grins, and eagerness to take me into the gents to show me Herman the hairy snake, the secret mascot who only comes out for good little boys and girls with weak gag reflexes." "The grins, a sea of grins, staring, judging. Winnie...

Definately For All Lovers by Stanfour [youtube:b5V4wizP7ik] I think they're a hit in Germany.

I normally get it in the morning, lying, watching TV, then immediately getting up to get breakfast. However that was the only time I ever collapsed.

My mum occasionally plays Bejewelled........ That's it... My dad doesn't play games.

The worst I had was momentarily collapsing from standing up too quickly.... I'm so boring.

I love French toast, so soft and warm. It tastes deeeeeeelicious!

Well, your the first person to mention it, so I don't think it happens often. Lets just hope it isn't something on the Escapist causing this, otherwise we'd have a big problem. Hopefully it won't stay.

At the moment I have an obsession with Happy Tree Friends (It's dying down now). It's my favourite character, Handy, in a demotivational poster. It says: "Dim Bulb; How many handless beavers does it take..."

I crave TimeSplitters. I hope they do bring another one out, with modern era gameplay (Not taking away from TS's original style though). I don't think they need a story, all we need is challenges, mapmaker and arcade and league modes. They also need to add to their vehicle sections, there was...