Recent content by Platti

Frankly, having put so many hours into the game already, ESO could have really done with 6 more months of beta testing. As it stands it feels like I'm paying to experience a beta.

Minor spoilers here. Ulfric Stormcloak partook in the mass, wholesome slaughter of the previous occupants of Markarth. He also denied them their rights to worship their own gods, and now he's bitching about the Thalmor , the very Thalmor he in fact ended up helping during the war by giving...

I once convinced a girl in my old school that semen was black and that there were zombies in South America. "Type in 'Zombies in South America' into google and I bet you that you'll get pictures of zombies." It worked for a bit, but she asked her parents that night (about the zombie thing)...

Good god yes. Also: "Complete. Gobal. Saturation. Nrrrrrrrrrre."

I would just keep calm and carry on.

Skulls. I probably wouldn't play this 'fun mode'. It sounds too easy, and sometimes I like cutscenes; because the majority of games that I've played which have cutscenes are used to flesh out the characters and give reasons for my actions.

If they're good gamers then I consider them good gamers Similar to my last answer; if they're as good as boys at games then I consider them as good. In my opinion, it's more than a little idiotic to judge someones gaming skills based off of their gender. I married some randomer on Fable...

I hate it when my dam is camped as well. The world would be better off without a rugged brown-haired protagonist in the majority of games.

My sympathy for that poorly dressed weasel went out of the window when I said "I forgive you.", he said something about how great I am as a person for forgiving him, and then sent in four heavily armed guards to kill me! In the end I just shot him in the head and left him for dead in Caesars...

Come to think of it, I do feel sorry for the random guards around in the AC series, but Abstergo has no sympathy from me. Probably Illidan Stormrage from Warcraft 3, and WoW. He got fucked over so many times.

That really made me laugh quite loudly. Considering the time I'm posting, and the fact my flatmates have uni tomorrow, that isn't the smartest thing I could've done today. On topic: I'd have to be a shop owner and in that situation to really give a noteworthy opinion, but from an outsiders...

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I don't know any Cumbrian (Lake District) stereotypes, and I couldn't find any on google... i'd be grateful if anyone else knew. I'm guessing it might be something to do with farming, or sailing?

Mmmmm... Nathan Fillion.

Pwnt. It's difficult to think of sequels without repeating what others have already said, although I'd have to say Warcraft 3 and Jak 3. Cinematics that make your hair stand up on end, and hover-boarding across a desert with bandits in buggies chasing after you? I think so! Uhm...