Recent content by RJ Dalton

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    Zero Punctuation: Jurassic World Evolution

    *Starts talking about how bad anti-intellectualism is, immediately goes into anti-intellecutalist rant about scientists ruining dinosaurs* That's part of the joke, right?
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    Zero Punctuation: Vampyr

    "Now, that *sounds* interesting, doesn't it?" And there's the giveaway that they fuck it up somehow, because yes, that sounds very interesting.
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    Zero Punctuation: House Flipper and FAR: Lone Sails

    Maybe they thought it was a game about The Hulk.
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    Zero Punctuation: Extinction and Attack on Titan 2

    Most people haven't. Rather telling, wouldn't you say? Now, I actually have seen it recently. I'm a huge Don Bluth fanboy just for how gorgeous his animation always is, but even I'll come right out and say he didn't put out a single good movie after All Dogs Go To Heaven. The quality of his...
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    Zero Punctuation: Ni No Kuni 2

    "The conspicuously absent Studio Ghibil animated cutscenes." Well, then what the fuck's the point? >.>
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    Zero Punctuation: Hunt Down the Freeman

    Possibly. Legally, if Valve doesn't stamp down on this, they could lose their trademarks, so I don't think Valve really thought about it. That, or these guys actually GOT permission from Valve ahead of time and Valve REALLY doesn't give a shit anymore.
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    Zero Punctuation: Metal Gear Survive

    "When they blew up his boat because they were upset he didn't invite them to his pizza party . . ." Is it sad that I legitimately can't tell if that's a joke because it seems believable that Kojima might actually put that as motivation for bad guys?
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    Zero Punctuation: Fortnite and Dusk

    First time ever that Yahtzee gives a star rating in a video and it's to a dog's ass. Good ol' Yahtzee. Don't ever change.
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    Zero Punctuation: Sonic Forces

    Especially since everyone knows the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
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    Zero Punctuation: South Park: Fractured but Whole

    Man, I remember the days when Yahtzee's videos got a hundred comments on the first day. Now, they struggle to get to the double digets. It makes me wonder how much longer the site's gonna last if people are abandoning it like this.
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    Zero Punctuation: Star Wars: Battlefront 2

    To that, I respond "Osama Bin Laden." Seriously, though, it's glad to see that people are finally not defending the microtransactions anymore. I've been against them since before even Jim Sterling started going on about the subject. Or at least since before I knew Jim Sterling was going on...
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    Justice League - There Is No Justice Here

    Your description reminds me of some anime I watched in the early 90s.
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    Zero Punctuation: Middle Earth: Shadow of War

    To be fair, he wasn't called "The Dark Lord Sauron" at the time. He had a different name (which I can't recall off the top of my head; I think it was Maeleron, but don't quote me), and was more angelic.
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    Zero Punctuation: Cuphead

    *Pauses video to look up the word Elegiac* Okay, that's done. You may now proceed.
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    Judging By The Cover: Judging Thor Ragnarok

    The woman in the outrageous headdress is Cate Blanchett. Thus, Thor: Ragnorok continues its trend of making respectable actors wear ridiculous outfits.