Recent content by Russian Redneck

I couldn't read this entire article since it stinks of self-entitlement. Would someone please give me the tl;dr version?

I'm all for cancelling The Simpsons if it will get people like this editor to complain less about stuff that they advertise as objectively bad.

Sir Brawndo should have just informed security that the little **** was disruptive and being a nuisance. They would have hauled that punk's ass away and there would have been no buts about it. It's critical to know when to ignore antagonism and when to stand against it, especially when it's...

I never gave space travel and extraterrestrial colonization any thought because I never had a reason to care, and I still don't have one even to this day. Not everyone is more concerned about improving the quality of nanotechnology over funding NASA's space programs with tax payer money. Some of...

I believe I was 10 years old as well when I first began to notice female attraction.

Consider the reason(s) you watch Zero Punctuation and explain it/them to your friends so that they'll at least respect your views even if they don't agree with them.

Inception. Just...Inception. Biggest cock tease of the new decade right there.

It's gotta be "Shout" by Tears For Fears for me. I have a certain fascination with vocal cartharsis and primal scream seems to be a right-up-my-alley theory. A close contender would be "Epic" by Faith No More. I don't think I need to say anymore that what's in the title; it's the pinnacle of...

I just want to have everything in my material life waiting for me in whatever afterlife world I'm going to.

Northern and Southern Hemispheres fail. The Equator is where it's really at. That's where the hip and in folks chill.

And you probably never will because you expect too much out of the movies you see.

That last paragraph was ownage. Also: Difficulty settings. Many games have them.

I never saw Dances With Wolves but throughout the film I kept thinking, "My God, this is like an allegory to the Native Americans vs. Pioneers conflicts of the 19th century. Oh ho, me is observant!" *eats Milk Duds*

This movie is totally worth the ticket price, especially if you're going to see it in 3-D. It's almost impossible to go wrong with a James Cameron film; he practically coined the 'Does it so well' tagline. By thte way, the "OH GOD DID I JUST SEE THAT" 3-D effects, for how sparse they were...

I don't give a damn about what future histories one hundred years from now will think of our generation since we won't be alive to witness their recounts. So, I'll continue to blissfully feed the cesspool of escapist cultural faggotry by purchasing and playing new Mario games Nintendo continues...