Recent content by Smashking

Probably when I was at school, with my teacher... That's why it's past tense now I guess.

What the funk? Jamaica is a horrible country! The amount of shootups and shit over there, it's not like the media makes it out to be.

Sounds like fun. I'm at the front, everyone behind me is a moron. A wasted winter. ; ; [Edit] The one with the long ginger hair.

Super Mario 3 I love my retro junk. ^^

That's because Twilight is teen porn. It should be eradicated, PURGE BY FIRE!

Dude, fuck what the other people say. It's an issue, which needs to be addressed. Of course, I wouldn't tell anyone you know about it or you'll never live it down, just DON'T WATCH IT ANYMORE. Forget about it, and avoid all that shit for a while.

Hahaha! Fucking brilliant! I'm not sure why anyone would want to stalk that hillbilly tart, but then again, America is a strange place. For the record, I'd pay to have her shot.

Got shitloads of scars from either being stupid or clumsy, they're just marks. So I don't think they'd really affect anyone.

Wars aren't much fun, but they keep the population in check. I think that's pretty worth dying for. ^^

To hell with a fan, get a fast boat.

"It's a trap!"

Water/milk. Tea if I can be arsed to make it.

German accents are pretty sweet when they're soft, so are Russian ones. I can't stand North English accents though, can't understand a word they're on about. "Saw wharrayoo up to toray? Ah were gonna gaw fishin'"

A hairbrush... :-(

Disgaea, Final Fantasy 5, Left 4 Dead and all my SNES games. It's such a hassle to get new cartridges for it now though. :(