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I sense a soul in search of answers I sense a soul in search of answers Stay a while, and listen I sense a soul in search of answers Stay a while, and listen Stay a while, and listen I sense a soul in search of answers I know Deckard Cain is old, but man, he's starting to sound like an...

"*Sob* I'm sorry mom"

"It's like you're my favourite kind of heroin" - Sparkles the Vampire (Twilight) and yes... I saw it... Movie made me want to stab my eyes with erasers

I'm not sure if this has been up yet, but I was so astounded by my findings that I had to share this instantly. Go look up ThingsOnMyHead on the youtubes, do it now, I'll wait... So tell me... Is that Paul Saunders from the LoadingReadyRun crew... Resting... Different stuff on his head?

Glad to see no... adult material was in my top 5, might be because I frantically take them off my list, to not scare off any visitors. my top 5 is as following: 1. Google 2. Facebook 3. Destructoid 4. The Escapist 5. Threadless

Being the evil twin, I'd have to go with nay, suicide is not an option. Taking out my good twin though, let me answer your question with another question, are dolphins cute?

I'll grab a crowbar over any weapon, any time. Handy? No. Deadly? No. But try taking down a big baby tentacle weird brainy thingy with a crowbar, and you're in for some golden fun

I can't believe Dummy by Portishead has gone unmentioned?

SURPRISE COCKFAGS! I leaked the gas off of the escape pods for laughs shits and giggles! Have fun orbiting pricks

You got one of two options. Either you Jedi mind trick her to get an abortion, or you give her the common Falcon Punch Abortion. I got my ex-gf pregnant while we were together, but she was well clever enough to get an abortion. Good lass

If you're a sarcastic funloving adventurer, it's okay to kill 400+ people, to get to your baddy, to prevent him from killing people himself.

storytime. I was at a private party, and some girl hosting the party wanted to move it to the city. I was there because a friend dragged me there, and I was to sleep at his place, and play borderlands and fun stuff. Anyways I told her I didn't want to go, so we'd just head on home. She asked...

I normally smoke Lucky Strike, it's got a mild nifty taste, and that's what our ancestors smoked in the great world war, killing nazi scum. And I want my scalps

When I was 13 or so, I used to dream I had this lovely girlfriend, only to wake up and be like: "Where is she? :(" looked around for some, only to realise it was this stupid re-occuring dream. Nowadays, when I sleep with my girlfriend I find it hard to fall asleep, so after a while I get into...

Daaaaymn, that's some ice! Lloyd, some respect, that's priceless ^^ I love these guys, though most of the loadingreadyrun features are funnier. This had to be done though, ever so often, any gamer finds him/herself doing what they do, just to themselves out of boredom