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    Cliff Bleszinski Labels Notch a "Pouty Kid" - Updated

    People who are upset about this are lame children who need a bottle of warm milk. Calm down. Facebook isn't going to make 3D facebook browsing games.
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    Common Sci-Fi tropes that annoy you!

    How can this site possibly double post glitch so much
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    Common Sci-Fi tropes that annoy you!

    How human tech/weapons (especially in doctor who) are absolutely useless just because they're human tech.
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    Dark Souls II Director Apologizes For Calling Game "Accessible"

    Gamers are the biggest babies the Earth has ever seen.
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    Just changed my username!

    I made the account when I was younger (Something like 2009 or 2010), and had built up a reputation of being an annoying prick. Since I'm essentially a different human being at this point, I decided to change.
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    Doctor Who Faces Legal Threat From Son of Tardis Creator

    Just another snooty entitled shit looking for a cash cow to ride off his family's efforts.
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    Poll: "Marriage" key in "Gay Marriage"?

    Without having the title, there is still a belittlement that Christians will still dig into and try to exploit. We need the rights and the term. I'm just glad I live in Canada and don't have to deal with any of this bullshit. People actually make of you if you're homophobic where I'm from.
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    Rumor: Bethesda Teases Next Fallout With New Website - UPDATED

    So then maybe a spinoff. Main game wouldn't work anywhere but America, and no one can really change my view on that. Nowhere in the world really has/had an attitude like America. Especially during the fifties, and as such, a main numbered title would fall flat and not feel like Fallout.
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    Rumor: Bethesda Teases Next Fallout With New Website - UPDATED

    I'm not American, but fallout doesn't work anywhere but America. Maybe spinoffs, but the main Fallout storyline is a hyper parody of America/America in the fifties.
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    The Biggest Joke in Gaming

    How pathetic gamers get when people mention feminism. The animalistic rage that builds up and explodes would be laughable, if it didn't display such an undercurrent of being fucked in the head.
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    Poll: Would You Push The Button? (Moral Dilemma)

    Never, not even in the "random person" situation some people have put forward. Any human life is worth more than a million measly dollars.
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    What games surprised you in terms of their quality?

    All the Mount and Blade games look like absolute shit from a surface value standpoint, but once you get into the game. Oh my. (Except for Fire & Sword, fuck that one)
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    Food you refuse to eat

    One time I lived in the Middle East for a few months. They wanted me to eat goat testicles, I was like naw man I can barely eat meat anyways.
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    Poll: Should any of the endings of Fallout: New Vegas be considered canon? (Spoilers obviously)

    I really felt like the game geared towards House winning, it just drags you along and if you follow it all you end up House. Games with multiple endings typically consider that ending the canon since most people would have experienced it.
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    Ideas To Improve Next Elder Scrolls Melee Combat

    All the weapons in Skyrim feel like plastic LARPing toys, and they don't even look like they're hitting the enemy. Change those two things and I think it'll be right as rain.