Recent content by UltraParanoia

Yes, being dicks, they don't care. To everyone hoping for serious jail time for the hackers, I certainly hope not. I just want their names and addresses released to the public. I've got a short handled, splintery bat that sits behind the seat of my truck that I would just love to use.

I made it to page 8 before the wonderful douchebaggery made my vision blur with rage. I'm actively wishing cancer on so many people since this happened, it's insane. Now I'm off to wonder what someone could use my info for. My mailing address is a PO box that is full, my credit card is 15...

That's retarded. If I'm using a sniper rifle I'm aiming all the time. You find a spot, aim, shoot as many people as you see, and either die or move on. I'm glad that hasn't caught on for the PS3

In old computer FPS games there were spawn points for weapons/powerups. Campers would hide near player/weapon/powerup spawns and kill people the second they respawned or make sure they always had x4 damage or whatever. Now it's been appropriated by twats to mean anyone who doesn't run around the...

The only reason it annoys me is because I can't remember why I made a youtube account or what I have on it(I know there aren't uploads) Course I have a google account, so I'm just being lazy. E: Nope, not lazy, I forgot the little button to link the accounts doesn't work on my PS3, just like...

I played drunk through that part, but I'm pretty sure I killed everyone in the casino with a shotgun while dressed as a hooker.

I wear whatever clothes I can buy cheapest. Wrangler jeans have proven to be the best for my price range, so I wear them. I prefer Chryslers and Shitsubishis because I've owned nothing but them and they've done everything I've ever asked with no issues. I prefer Sony to Xbox because my PS3 puts...

Me: Wanna fuck? Girl: No! Me: Wait! I don't think you heard me correctly... Girl: Oh, I think I did... Me: Fine then, what did I say? Girl: "Wanna fuck?" And that, Your Honor, is why it wasn't rape. OT: No, I've only played the Bulletstorm demo, so I just molest people. E: Although I will...

I totally can't wait for this idiot to get in trouble for blowing his load in some underage fan poon. It will be a glorious day. Other than that, why does anyone give a shit about what any musician has to say about fuckin anything? Especially a 16 year old.

I'm still waiting for History of the World pt 2. Favorites? Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs and Young Frankenstien. I'd do quotes and shit but I'm on a PS3.

Ridiculous, the teachers opinion of her students has no relevance to her job performance. Those students don't give two fucks what that morons opinion is, if they did they wouldn't have acted the way they did and piss her off in the first place.

I've been a student, most of what she said is accurate. However, you don't shittalk where the boss can hear it, it pretty much always gets you in trouble.

Yeah, referring random internet ppl to Gorguts is rarely a positive thing. Hell, I only pop in Obscura around folks I dislike. I'd say symphonic black would be close to classical, but I'm pretty sure including an orchestra disqualifies you. Also, to the individuals who said they dislike metal...

Lax gun laws my ass, that deranged person passed an FBI background check, if anything gets blamed, clearly it should be the FBI. Jesus fucking christ.

Jesus Christ. You know, I've only seen guns at the range/acquaintances houses/cops holster. Even working in the worst possible parts of Baltimore/Jersey/Philly the only thing that has ever happened to me was I get people asking for five bucks outside a gas station and some crackhead tried to...