Recent content by Zekko5

"For the record, enemies laughing at you after you die has NEVER positively enhanced the gaming experience." I beg to differ! I loved Joker's laughing at your sorry arse after you die in Batman Arkham Asylum. Great review, by the way.

Interesting article. Good writing! I should read more of these Escapist Magazine articles. So far every one of them has been interesting till the end!

QFT. Listen to the man! I agree. Though this age varies from very early to never at all. My girlfriend and I have been together now for over 10 months, despite the fact that we live quite a long way apart and can only see eachother in the weekends because of school. We both had sex for the...

Hi, I´m sorry if this is in the wrong forum, I honestly didn´t know where to ask this. Is there a way to change the email address of my account on the Escapist? I have searched the profile page settings and the likes, but I can't find any option. I have found this thread in which people...

Excellent writing! A very entertaining read. It made me feel warm inside :)

Wow - an actual positive review? The "retard" part made me chuckle as well. Excellent review - I agree on all fronts! You know the game is repetitive, yet you keep coming back for more. I guess the gameplay that is there is just that awesome. I'm sure Valve will release new content over...

Christ, imagine taking one of those heated crossbow bolts to the head! Not to mention a shotgun shell to the face at point-blank. I don't see these devices that add physical experiences to games every becoming popular. Not for shooters, in any case.

Haha I loved the part where he was finally let in when he said "Yahtzee"! Agreed.

[agreement with everybody else regarding the new intro and outro] I chuckled a bit here and there, but I think the images that accompany Yahtzee's voice have become a little too crowded and plentiful, kind of removing the laugh factor of the jokes. For me, anyways. And I didn't get the...

Damn, I desperately need to play Worms again xD "Why do you never load your sniper beforehand?" "Because that sound is scary."

Same here. Also, I never enjoyed using the gravity gun much. Things you pick up almost always block your vision and it's very tedious work to stack things sometimes. Also, stealth games. They're just not my thing, I guess. They just bore me to death and I suck at them (I've tried Splinter...

I second that statement. Penny Arcade has its own game? Seriously, wtf? Also, excellently fitting music selection, as always =D

I thought the opening screen with "Zero Punctuation reviews METAL GEAR SOLID 4 TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS" where the game title was obviously too long to fit on the screen was funny. Quiet poke at it's length? :P Also, for some reason I thought the "Metal Gear" "Metal...

So basically there's an abundance of bad writing, not enough stealthing, an abundance of bad writing, tedious controls for the action parts, did I mention an abundance of bad writing? Yahtzee made that pretty clear, I think something like 4/5 of the entire review was about the incredible amount...

Haha, awesome review, one of your better ones, even! I had to decide between a Cornetto and a pack of sweets just an hour ago. I went for the pack of sweets, but I'm regretting it already... xD