Recent content by Zipline Upshaw

Happens to me constantly. Except I'm even worse. Sometimes I lose things only to realize that I've actually been holding it in my hand the whole time I was looking for it. Apparently my attention span is so short that I forget that I'm actually holding things.

Chaos. I've never really liked rules anyway. Money wouldn't matter, with no laws you can just take what you want. And with the constant possibility of death, well that's why you live like Fallout and carry a minimum of 4 guns on your person at all times. Embrace the Chaos!

Um... well $4 billion buys quite a few games I suppose. That's not all I would spend it on though, I could probably buy every game ever made and still have like $2 billion left. I would most likely buy some random medium sized island, then research a way to grow mindless zombies, grow large...

Probably Faith from Mirror's Edge (yes I actually love that game for whoever was wondering). Anyone who can free run that well is instantly awesome in my opinion.

This sums up my thoughts as well.

360 hands down. It's controller is well suited for shooter controls and it has the best online community of all 3. PS3 takes second because of the free online play. Wii takes third because, even though I've never played a Wii shooter, I just don't think that the Wii would be good for a shooter...

I can see this going down as a huge success or a massive failure. Either way I probably wont get it. Strange, I used to be such a big Nintendo fan, but now I'm probably not even going to get the newest game in Nintendo's best series... I blame the Wii for this. It made me stop liking Nintendo (I...

I just played it on my 360 and absolutely loved it. I'm guessing the graphics problem so many of you are complaining about must be a computer thing because I thought it looked awesome. The new characters are really cool (did anyone else notice that, at a distance, Ellis looks quite a bit like...

Superhuman patience. I swear it's nearly impossible to annoy me.

Alright fine, I guess that makes sense. I'll restate the question. "Why did you decide to make them do some high pitched noise whenever they get too close and why did you decide to make the bites itch?"

"What gave you the idea that mosquitoes would be a good thing?" Seriously.

I don't play it anymore, in fact I don't even know what happened to mine, but I completely believe that the N64 was Nintendo's best console ever. Not the best console in general, but the best one ever to come from Nintendo, and still one of my favorite ones. Kinda wish that the one I had hadn't...

While the "invention" (if you could call it that) of pre-sliced bread is indeed good, the question at hand is if the slicing of the bread is entirely necessary. Of coarse for things like the sandvich, the slicing is good, but why not just eat the bread. Bread is plenty good by itself if you ask me.

Incredibly unoriginal, but probably the only ones I would bother with is unlimited money and invincibility. Spawning weapons and such would be fun, until you start killing people and everyone sees you as a monster for the rest of your immortal life. Not exactly how I would like to live, but...

Most of the time, I'll just watch for the comedic value, but when I need another opinion on a game and there's a ZP review for it I'll usually take his advice as well.