100 ways to win at life

[Autumnflame]

make you own choices instead of others making them for you

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

[insert arbitrary number here]: Don't diss it till you try it.

[insert arbitrary number here]: Mainstreme is 95% shit, find the good 5% hiding around and you'll see the light.

[insert arbitrary number here]:Everyones greedy, everyone, even you, YES YOU.

[insert arbitrary number here]on't come up with some eleaborite sceame to kill the protagonist, on shot to the head can't fail.

[insert arbitrary number here]: When someone askes you "If your friends jumped off a bridge would you", just reaspond by saying "How highs the bridge". Trust me its fun as hell.

 

[carpathic]

Rule 21.5 When you shoot a zombie (or a baddie), always double-tap.

 

[carpathic]

But it is really quite delicious...Strongbow that is...Clearly I still need to work on the damn quote button!

 

[ma55ter_fett]

Make enough money to buy the moon and enough children to populate it.

 

[andmuem]

rule: something

always drink until you dont know who you are, and then drink some more...

 

[Stormcloud23]

Rule 69: Lol 69 amirite?

 

[BonsaiK]

Rule 22: forum games should be posted in the Forum Games section of the forum

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Rule 60-

Don't use alcohol unless you are at an arbitrary age decided by special interest groups with little reasonability about them- them get shitfaced every night.

Rule 61-

Don't use drugs unless you're society is like Amsterdam and says weed is fine, then its fine


/sarcasm

 

[Stormcloud23]

[insert arbitrary number here]: Don't diss it till you try it.

[insert arbitrary number here]: Mainstreme is 95% shit, find the good 5% hiding around and you'll see the light.

[insert arbitrary number here]:Everyones greedy, everyone, even you, YES YOU.

[insert arbitrary number here]on't come up with some eleaborite sceame to kill the protagonist, on shot to the head can't fail.

[insert arbitrary number here]: When someone askes you "If your friends jumped off a bridge would you", just reaspond by saying "How highs the bridge". Trust me its fun as hell.

 

[YoUnG205]

can I ask what is with the numbers? U got OCD or somet?

 

[carpathic]

-Remember if you quote Jesus the Raptors win!

Wish I could "like" this post.

 

[Summermute]

Rule 8 - Don't be mean to strangers, they are dangerous and unpredictable. Like rabid wolverines.

Rule 17 - Take time out each day to stop, and just enjoy being alive for a minute.

Rule 35 - Every now and then, just be nice to someone that doesn't deserve it. It'll come back to you in kind. If it doesn't, at least it proves you're right, they are a dick.

Rule 70 - Occasionally, do something completely out of character. Get naked or something. Keeps people guessing. Bonus points if you get naked at your workplace. Even more bonus points if you don't get fired.

Rule 149 - Go get lost sometimes. You'll be surprised what you see as you find your way back.

Rule 93 - Let the little things go. Worry about things too much, and they'll consume you.

Rule 17b - Do things that scare you. (Fight sharks).

Rule G - Don't be afraid to be weird. I have never once met a normal person.

 

[lenin_117]

Joe that's bit risky.
1. be smart.
2.be kind.
3.work hard.
4. achieve all there is to achieve.
5.build a realtionship.
6.die happy.

The first rule conflicts with the second and third. And 6 isn't something to aim for. Live forever, that makes for a better #6

 

[Souplex]

1-100: Be Souplex. If you are not Souplex, be like Souplex.

 

[Knife-28]

Rule 34:If it exists, there is p0rn of it.
Rule 117:Halo rules, play it now!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Joe that's bit risky.
1. be smart.
2.be kind.
3.work hard.
4. achieve all there is to achieve.
5.build a realtionship.
6.die happy.

The first rule conflicts with the second and third. And 6 isn't something to aim for. Live forever, that makes for a better #6

I dont get how being smart conflicts with being kind and working hard.

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

[insert arbitrary number here]: Don't diss it till you try it.

[insert arbitrary number here]: Mainstreme is 95% shit, find the good 5% hiding around and you'll see the light.

[insert arbitrary number here]:Everyones greedy, everyone, even you, YES YOU.

[insert arbitrary number here]on't come up with some eleaborite sceame to kill the protagonist, on shot to the head can't fail.

[insert arbitrary number here]: When someone askes you "If your friends jumped off a bridge would you", just reaspond by saying "How highs the bridge". Trust me its fun as hell.

Was that really needed, looking back at it i did misspell a few words but not as bad as alot of people ive seen.

You grammar nazi's are annoying as hell you do know that right.